Everyone’s Like “those Germans Have A Word For Everything” But English Has A Word For Tricking

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

More Posts from Speakingpeanut and Others

1 year ago

Jghklgfvnkl they are so family sized

Little Karasunos

little karasunos


Tags
10 months ago
Image of a distressed-looking person with curly hair in the front window of a trolley, framed by red text that reads "we all know about the trolley problem." The words "trolley problem" appear to be dripping with blood.
Red text that reads "An impossible scenario of life and death: who do you kill? One innocent orphan boy, or a group of wanted criminals?" accompanied by a drawing of split tracks with an orphan boy on the left and a row of criminals on the right. They are all tied with ropes.
Red text that reads "Your elderly grandma? Or a child you don't know?" On the left is a drawing of a curly-haired smiling old woman, and on the right is a black-haired grinning child. Both have a red, dripping hole in the center of their chests.
Red text that reads "we see it when we vote," then a drawing of a bloody hand with a pen above a ballot. The options are "Dr. Evil" and "Cruella D." The red text continues, "when we buy," with a drawing of another bloody hand holding red-stained cash.
A drawing of a woman lying in bed looking up at her hands as they drip with blood, framed by red text that reads "we dream of it in visions of the apocalypse."
A drawing of a person clutching their own hands, once again covered in blood. A red, dripping "X" is on their chest, and their face is splattered with red as well. They look deeply haunted, and they are surrounded by black scribbly shading. "But at some point," the red text reads, "when we are tired of choosing who deserves to be spared, it becomes relevant to ask..."
A red background behind drawings of faceless people in black suits and white ties, only differentiated by head and facial hair. In the foreground is a fist at someone's side, dripping with blood onto doubly carved-in red text that reads, "who is tying people to the tracks?"

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

2 years ago

One of the most important things about mcr, and what makes mcr so awesome, is that not one single member is cool. Not one of them! They are all so fucking lame and weird.

Gerard gets asked about his artistic inspirations and he goes on a rant about Joan of Arc and squid. In lotms he had a perfect replica of some Lord of the Rings sword in his room and a notebook labeled 'Star Wars Notes'. There's literally too much to list.

Mikey is a shivery chihuahua of a human being who got more ass than anyone else in the band and got his first bass by stealing it from Gerard's ex and used to tuck his hair under his glasses and stalked his favorite band up and down the east coast. After he got famous he would invite random dudes he met of WoW to his real life house. His favorite book is IT, and as someone else who's favorite book is IT, that's not a hallmark of a well adjusted human being. He got asked for a joke in an interview and the best he came up with was "a man walks into a bar... and says ouch! :)"

Frank dropped out of a psychology program at rutgers to live in a van with 2 dudes who didn't shower. He's a perpetual motion machine of a man who said in some interview that when he got bored on tour he started reading the hotel shampoo and toothpaste ingredients list for something to do. He posted his whole ass on instagram and cries after shows. He wrote a song inflammatory enough to get the secret service on his ass and his dad drummed on tour for kiss and was maybe the last person to speak to John Lennon.

People like to act like Ray's the normal, well adjusted, cool one. He carried a spider-man action figure with him for like a year. He collected Pokémon plushies well into his 20s. He went to fucking film school and got an alfred hitchcock tattoo and made a movie abt a guy who ate eggs and went insane. We all saw the mr. Pea(Nuts) thing he posted like last week. We've all seen the pictures with James Dewees.

All four of them had an interview with a porn mag and wouldnt shut up about dnd. They wouldn't write a song for twilight but they did for Yo Gabba Gabba. None of them are cool and they don't care and that's the whole fucking point.

10 months ago
Thank You Scherz Et Al. For Bringing Us The Frogs Mini Ature, Mini Mum And Of Course, The Mini Scule
Thank You Scherz Et Al. For Bringing Us The Frogs Mini Ature, Mini Mum And Of Course, The Mini Scule

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule


Tags
1 year ago

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍


Tags
1 year ago
a page full of official pencil drawings of numerous characters from season 1 of the mob psycho 100 anime. text says: "mob psycho 100 official picture collection season 1", and the mob psycho 100 logo is in the center.

it's another mob psycho book debinded & scanned! the official picture collection is a 100-page book of penciled keyframes from the first season of the show. the book is out of print now and only available via the secondary market, so i wanted to let people who missed out be able to enjoy it. season 2 is in the same boat, and i'm gonna work on getting it scanned as well. season 3's book is currently available to purchase officially at studio bones' online store.

drive here!

the book is entirely images, the only text present is a couple notes on some of the pictures, so it's entirely enjoyable without being able to read japanese. also, the parapara opening bits on the corners are flipbooks of the frames from the opening! they don't.. really work in digital format, though

as before, feel free to take these scans and do whatever you'd like, i don't claim any ownership over these images. have fun!

7 official pencil sketched frames of reigen eating a burger
6 official penciled frames from the anime. three are of teru, and there are one each of ritsu, the telepathy club, and the body improvement club.
7 official penciled frames from the anime. they show: shou, reigen and mob, reigen teru mob ritsu and dimple, sakurai, reigen and dimple, and teru.

Tags
1 year ago

Shoutout to Haikyuu!! for showing the diversity of the autism spectrum!

We have :

Ushijima "I have no idea of what’s going on" Wakatoshi

Kageyama "I can’t read social cues & it pisses me off" Tobio

Sakusa "Don’t you dare touch me" Kiyoomi

Akaashi "I felt overwhelmed and anxious so I made some very specific lists to feel better" Keiji

Kozume "I was just looking for Pokémon Tier Lists online and ended up not eating, drinking or sleeping for the last 24 hours" Kenma

Kita "Do not disturb my routine under any circumstances" Shinsuke (+ bonus point for the "crackly" jacket)


Tags
1 year ago
The Pride Bats Are Back! I Thought It’d Be Nice To Regroup Them Into A Matching Poster. The Border
The Pride Bats Are Back! I Thought It’d Be Nice To Regroup Them Into A Matching Poster. The Border

The pride bats are back! I thought it’d be nice to regroup them into a matching poster. The border on the moths one was changed to a rainbow gradient and some colours were tweaked for better readability/printing. Original posts: Pride moths LGBATs 1 & 2

Prints


Tags
  • royalninja
    royalninja reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • foldedchip
    foldedchip reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • foldedchip
    foldedchip liked this · 1 week ago
  • avoidace
    avoidace liked this · 1 week ago
  • 65mystery
    65mystery liked this · 1 week ago
  • mapswithoutwyoming
    mapswithoutwyoming reblogged this · 1 week ago
  • latriviata
    latriviata reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • bumfuzzledreferences
    bumfuzzledreferences reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • silverandbluejacket
    silverandbluejacket liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • sweetheart-weeb-33
    sweetheart-weeb-33 reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • daydreaming-like-a-pro
    daydreaming-like-a-pro reblogged this · 4 weeks ago
  • daydreaming-like-a-pro
    daydreaming-like-a-pro liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • enchantingenthusiastlady
    enchantingenthusiastlady reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • enchantingenthusiastlady
    enchantingenthusiastlady reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • miriasuu
    miriasuu liked this · 1 month ago
  • romanticismformyinnerlife
    romanticismformyinnerlife liked this · 1 month ago
  • originalblossomer
    originalblossomer liked this · 1 month ago
  • whyhellotheregandalf
    whyhellotheregandalf liked this · 1 month ago
  • neuvichi
    neuvichi reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • brookebitch
    brookebitch liked this · 1 month ago
  • gerebell
    gerebell reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • tulips-and-tolstoy
    tulips-and-tolstoy liked this · 1 month ago
  • dreamerslovechaos
    dreamerslovechaos reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • humanbeingwithissues
    humanbeingwithissues liked this · 1 month ago
  • humanbeingwithissues
    humanbeingwithissues reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • doctor-peggy
    doctor-peggy reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • marveladdictx
    marveladdictx reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • gammagayghoul
    gammagayghoul reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • inezgard
    inezgard liked this · 1 month ago
  • elderly-worm
    elderly-worm reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • captain-johanssons-wooden-ear
    captain-johanssons-wooden-ear reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • bryverros
    bryverros liked this · 1 month ago
  • moofinjoji
    moofinjoji reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • eclecticflowerfreakgoth
    eclecticflowerfreakgoth reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • tinkerbe1le
    tinkerbe1le reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • devontiny
    devontiny reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • dragocornicopia
    dragocornicopia liked this · 1 month ago
  • vongeek
    vongeek liked this · 1 month ago
  • factysatin
    factysatin reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • chatnia-starlight
    chatnia-starlight reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • spn-s16
    spn-s16 liked this · 1 month ago
  • spn-s16
    spn-s16 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • alexseanchai
    alexseanchai reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • irlkirito
    irlkirito reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • sharknado-three
    sharknado-three liked this · 1 month ago
  • alexseanchai
    alexseanchai reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • rollpanna
    rollpanna liked this · 2 months ago
  • dearthoughthenightisgone
    dearthoughthenightisgone reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • dearthoughthenightisgone
    dearthoughthenightisgone liked this · 2 months ago
speakingpeanut - Shhhh, the peanut is speaking
Shhhh, the peanut is speaking

64 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags