My Farmer Vic Is A Veteran And Fought For A Few Years In The Gotoro-Ferngill War. I Always Thought He

Werefox Stiles would probably be the bane of Derek's existence, not because he's trouble (more than he usually is, anyway) or in the way, because all anyone has to do is pick him up and put him under an arm like a loaf of bread.

No, it's because when they have pack meetings, Stiles will zoom around, and then he'll stop, sit up on his back legs to look at Derek, and just goes

And Derek always just fucking loses it. He can't help it. Every time. RIP his reputation as a tough, hardass Alpha.

Stiles knows this and does it on purpose when Derek is being Much Serious.

And it only gets worse later, because sometimes Stiles will go, "Hey, Der, where's the kid?" And he'll turn around to look for Eli and

And he's done for. Outnumbered and outmaneuvered. He's been had.

Danny, talking to Batman as Phantom: Trust me, I'm the least of your worries when it comes to my fraid in Gotham.

Bruce, narrowing his eyes while trying to figure out the threat: How so?

Danny: My sister is a huge fan of Har-sorry-Dr. Quinn's works and is inspired to go down a path as her as a psychologist. She's also one bad thing away from happening from also following down her path as a mad doctor.

Danny: My parents believe that you, your sidekicks, and your rogue gallery are all ghosts of some kind and want to capture you for experiments or tear you apart. And trust me, it is not fun.

Bruce, now worried: Wait-

Danny, still going: One of my friends is obsessed with plants and justice for the ecosystem. And when she got possesed by Undergrowth, she gained some powers to back it up. She also looks up to Poison Ivy and would definitely join her at the drop of the hat if she was asked. That, and Gotham is pretty much heaven on Earth for her. It had goth in the name!

Danny: My other friend is obsessed with technology and Oracle. He compliments your passwords and firewalls frequently. Calls them an exercise to make sure he hasn't lost his touch.

Bruce: Hang on-

Danny: But don't get me started on Wayne Industries. If he was here, he would've broken in and stolen all the tech for himself.

Danny: Dani might not stay long, but even if she did, she will cause trouble. Whether it's a few fights or a bit of graffiti, she will do something. Especially if you tell her not to.

Danny: And Dan? Well, I know how that will go, and it won't be a good thing if he's messed with.

Bruce:.....

Danny:.....

Bruce: And....and you?

Danny: Oh, I don't really care for Gotham. The skies are full of smog that you can't see the stars at night, and I hate clowns. The only reason I'm here is because Gotham University has all the classes I wanna take.

Bruce:.....I see.

Adopted Damian AU Index

Brief overview of the AU

Arc 1: Who's your Daddy?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Arc 2: Welcome to the family

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Interlude

Part 8

Arc 3: A Breaking Point

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Interlude

Part 13

Arc 4: What could have been

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Arc 5: Who’s Really Your Daddy

Part 18

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21

Part 22

Part 23

Interlude

Part 24

Part 25

Arc 6: 4th of July

Part 26

Part 27

Part 28

Part 29

Part 30

Part 31

Part 32

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Spamton is NOT okay with Yellow again but he's in sale mode ANYTHING TO CLOSE THE DEAL!! Now he's got a sweet favor to cash in whenever he wants! Assuming Yellow actually follows through anyway.

Yellow so confused by this whole thing, this isn't like how it went with the others at all.

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Happy birthday to my favorite game!!!

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Started making it, had a break down, finished it, bon appetite

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I do my best to avoid posts if they bother me, but this one about The Duke was circulating again and I couldn't really ignore it. The post is a meme aimed at Capcom I seriously doubt what it's trying to say. I find the assumption that Capcom have bad intentions with The Duke unreasonable, so I won't reblog just to disagree with the content. I'm just downhearted to imagine the thoughts in above post crossing someone's mind while appreciating Duke as the genuinely attractive character he is.

I don't believe Capcom were saying look at this ugly/disgusting/grotesque/uncomfortable character for one moment. Because number one, it's obvious Duke isn't ugly. He can't be considered grotesque because of his looks, his face is beautiful. Is the "ugly" assumption based on his obesity then? Hopefully not, yet would anyone even jump to conclusions and think of a meme like the one above if Duke wasn't obese because it seems such a thing is only aimed at Duke for that reason. Taking everything about his character and size into consideration, I don't see why the criticism of Capcom would stem from it though. His fatness is not treated disrespectfully or demonised.

I'm not only puzzled about the creators being accused when they brought us such a great/great looking character, I'm also disappointed that someone would jump to that kind of conclusion on seeing Duke. In fact, the very idea that Capcom hope viewers find Duke [insert horrible adjective] is so random to me that it never entered my head until the above meme and similar comments stemming from that.

Of the 1,000+ people who interacted with the meme, I'm really glad some stated the obvious about Duke, such as him literally being adorable, a sweetheart, actually normal looking and handsome, they've never seen him as ugly or grotesque, etc. And that's a good point. He is a normal looking human, so why would Capcom market him as ugly and grotesque when there are plenty of characters who really are!

Then I noticed an important question under the meme: "was that really their [Capcom's] intent because they failed miserably?"

And the answer is no, there's no evidence that was really their intent, they didn't even hint that they wanted the audience to be repulsed by The Duke. There's no evidence the meme is Capcom's perspective at all. The meme is a personal opinion disguised as Capcom's perspective. They never said Duke was supposed to be seen in a bad light. He's a breath of fresh air. For him to be unique and a foodie are about the only things they mentioned about him. If someone jumps to the negative on seeing an obese man in revealing clothes, that's on them, not the designers.

Duke is one of the most inappropriate characters to include in a meme about ugliness. If Moreau was used I could understand it more because he's a distorted fish monster, but Duke? Why? He isn't monstrous. Disgusting to look at? Where? Again, he's physically attractive in both face and body! He's not even attractive in an acquired taste, ugly-cute kind of way. He's truly handsome, objectively so, for sure. Fan art is rarely able to capture his beauty. He's wearing a revealing outfit, doesn't mind showing his belly to the world, and looks hot doing it. More celebratory than shaming. Capcom are all about horror and could have made him into a monster if they desired, but they didn't. He may feature in a horror game, but his weight is not related to that. He's a normal, very likeable man who happens to be very obese. The weight is undeniably beautiful on him too and adds to the appeal. His character would be lacking without it. I can't imagine how someone might intepret his magnificent appearance negatively.

So, I don't believe Duke's beauty is accidental. Capcom had to know what they were doing in the best possible way for people to swoon over him and fall in love with him at first sight. They know what he looks like as much as we do, they designed him beautifully. I doubt it was a matter of just throwing a few ingredients together to make a character that ended up being attractive by chance. His design is perfect and very deliberate.

I think the real proof of their intention with The Duke is revealed when you consider the differences in the concept compared with the finished look. If they wanted people to find Duke ugly, they would have surely gone ahead with their original designs, the concept art where he looks very different and is not a beauty:

Not only did they think better of these designs by changing his face completely, make changes about his body and other features, they actually decided to take it even further by adding more weight than is seen on these concepts. They are not the overall fatter Duke we know:

We ended up with a much larger Duke than these, and good looking on top of that, which shows they intended him to be attractive as the obese man he is. They didn't just add more weight and keep the unappealing face, they actually combined extreme weight with a pretty face. For Capcom to think the fattest man we've ever seen should also be the best looking, how on earth is he supposed to be ugly? This is why I cannot justify the meme about Capcom, it doesn't make sense.

Even Aaron LaPlante mentioned the notable differences between the concept art and in-game, remarking on his grotesque looks in the original idea vs his cherubic looks afterwards.

Now, if Duke looked like the concept art in the final design and people were swooning over him like that, the ugly meme would make sense. I'd understand the he's made to be repulsive but we're surprisingly attracted to him remarks because they'd be true. It would be an unexpected attraction to a gross looking merchant. But in the end, Duke didn't look like that. He looks like this:

He's seriously gorgeous it's unreal, so it's not really shocking to desire and be attracted to him! If you can look at such an exquisite gentleman and your thoughts jump to Capcom having bad intent, hoping for the audience to be uncomfortable or disgusted or anything similar, I don't know what else to emphasise.

I don't think Capcom are cowards either. If they originally thought Duke should be extremely fat and attractive, but backed out at the last moment because they didn't want to admit a man of such size can be genuinely desirable and seen in a positive light, that would be a cowardly move. But they didn't back out. Nothing negative was mentioned when they introduced him to the world. They created the fattest man who's also the most beautiful, so if the majority of people see how beautiful he is, I'd say... that was their intention. Meaning they didn't fail miserably, they got a great result.

Not forgetting the Masked Duke who has the same image, the body and styling which is obviously required. And the same charm, just in an evil sense. His handsome face may be partially obscured due to the fact he's an imperfect copy, yet the mask they gave him is still appealing. Even as a villain, the designers couldn't make The Duke unpleasant in any way!

And people are really saying, take that Capcom, the positive response to The Duke really backfired on you. I don't see anything backfiring on them. Judging by the overhaul of Duke's design from the concept, their intention must have been to have an aesthetically pleasing Duke. Being drawn to him is a good result for them, we're seeing him for exactly what he is. So if anything, it's well done Capcom, you achieved what you set out to do! They nailed his design, he's perfect. An intriguing, sweet, sexy character, larger than life in every sense, and isn't hiding away in a perfectly fitting outfit. His figure is stunning and unapologetically on display, which makes the fan art that covers him in clothes that fit very disappointing.

Most RE fans and even people who aren't fans adore Duke. He became the main attraction for many people. Capcom went all the way with both his weight and his looks. This is a man who's as handsome as he is obese and as obese as he is handsome. That's a devastatingly attractive combination that's rarely put out there, expecially in a mainstream game. Plus, his extreme obesity is an undeniable part of the attraction. I personally wouldn't have played Village if he wasn't there or if he looked different!

In conclusion, there's no need for Capcom slander. They didn't do him dirty as some say, they obviously did him right to make Duke lovers of us all. I think their motivations are clear, so I don't agree with criticising Capcom over some baseless speculation. Instead they should be praised for such a wonderful creation that is The Duke.

i saw this post and i knew what i had to do. anyway, subnautica memes be upon you

Minutes later...

For some strange reason, this ship makes sense to me