i’ve been seeing people talk about gravity falls again, and it’s reignited my interest in an old AU i have where Bill loses his powers and Mabel tries to help him turn a new leaf.
“Tries” is the operative word.
"Manjiro Sano" aka "Mikey"
AU where Sayu Yagami joins the SPK
Because I have over the years posted it on Xitter, but not on here, another poem by Archy the Cockroach. (He writes in lower case as he is jumping onto the typewriter keyboard head first in order to type, as in this illustration by George Herriman.)
warty bliggens, the toad
i met a toad
the other day by the name
of warty bliggens
he was sitting under
a toadstool
feeling contented
he explained that when the cosmos
was created
that toadstool was especially
planned for his personal
shelter from sun and rain
thought out and prepared
for him
do not tell me
said warty bliggens
that there is not a purpose
in the universe
the thought is blasphemy
a little more
conversation revealed
that warty bliggens
considers himself to be
the center of the said
universe
the earth exists
to grow toadstools for him
to sit under
the sun to give him light
by day and the moon
and wheeling constellations
to make beautiful
the night for the sake of
warty bliggens
to what act of yours
do you impute
this interest on the part
of the creator
of the universe
i asked him
why is it that you
are so greatly favored
ask rather
said warty bliggens
what the universe
has done to deserve me
--Don Marquis 1878-1937
--from Archy & Mehitabel
More Guardian Angel AU 🪽🩸
hello i am also requesting icarus!near & sayu with laughter as a prompt please & thank you :)
"If you have to know," Near starts, visibly scrolling through their very first email exchange, "I thought the pun you made with my name was hilarious, but I wanted to make you earn my laugh."
"If you keep teasing me, I'm going to give you a near-death experience."
"Don't push it."
Random Near headcanon that I can’t stop thinking about is that he likes to have tea parties and he makes his action figures all attend