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I love seeing people have fun with their cars. Hell yeah put a light strip under the sides. Lime green paint job? Not the colour i would have gone with but slay. Custom decorations? Awesome.

Now, i think car companies should release tires that are like, made of coloured rubber or something. Your tire wears out and you get a turquoise one. Sure the colour wouldnt be visible on the road-touching part but it would be visible on the sides and it would be so cool. For now though coloured hubcaps will do

Idk i want fewer cars to be neutral-toned behemoths with no personality and more of them to be a little eye catching and interesting. I wanna look at a car and go “i bet a cool person drives a car like that”

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Heavy on the Arctic part

My most liked post is a shitpost about jurgen leitner. I dont know where people are still finding it from. I probably have like 15 followers from that post alone. I wrote it at like 2 am

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

I audibly laughed at this

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

These tarot cards are my new favourite thing ever. I need all of the inside job major arcana at your earliest convenience

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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself