Doodles From This Afternoon

I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn

when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful

The Eye is a symbiote with all other fears, the Spiral and the Eye equal the Web, all of the fears are Vast-coded, the Stranger needs to rebrand to avoid just being the Hunt again (same with the Spiral tbh), and the Dark needed more attention. send post

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

Dear tumblr i dont want your livestream thing. Every popup for it has sponsored boobs in it that i can’t get rid of. I dont want boobs in between my she ra posts

If anyone knows how to make those go away please lmk

I wrote a computer program to calculate what's the most masculine name of all time, but I don't think it works. It keeps saying the most masculine name is "Gregxander"

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Happy dictator stabbing day

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.