The Eye Is A Symbiote With All Other Fears, The Spiral And The Eye Equal The Web, All Of The Fears Are

The Magnus Archives is genuinely so funny from an objective pov because for four full seasons it’s this really tense horrifying portrayal of losing yourself to your fears and then the last season is just two very grumpy British boyfriends, one of which is just a regular nerd who loves tea while the other one is literally the antichrist, taking a road trip through a post apocalyptic wasteland during which the nerd constantly complains about his eldritch boyfriend’s habit of needing to sustain himself via recording his emo slam poetry.

Thinking about if HMS were amongst the GWs. So youve got a bunch of gothic horror celebrities(?) just vibing, hanging out, the most concerning situation any of them is in is adam giving jekyll the side-eye for being a scientist mostly. And then youve got these three random human dudes who literally have not stopped arguing since they got there

Heavy on the Arctic part

This is what ive been saying

"freakish and dismal, hollow and bleak. i could go on but let's leave it there"

BRO DOES NOT LEAVE IT THERE‼️‼️‼️‼️

Every younger sibling I know feels like they can’t do the older sibling’s “thing”. Older sibling is a soccer player? Can’t do that! Older sibling is a computer geek? Computers are now impossibly confusing. Older sibling likes star wars? Your only two options are star trek or to forgo science fiction altogether. I don’t know why this is the case but my guess is so that the younger sibling’s successes can’t be directly compared to the older one’s, which will probably be better because they’ve done it longer.

Now, I know Stan and Ford are twins and thus the same age. But I think something similar applies here: Stan couldn’t be a nerd because Ford got the title first. So he didn’t even try. Ford would always be smarter, so he embraced his other skills (of physical prowess and later scamming).

In order to rebuild the portal, Stan not only had to process his grief and guilt enough to do things, but also get over the feeling that math was “Ford’s thing” that he was “taking over”. He had to get over the “Ford’s the smart one” rhetoric. Stan gets way too little credit in the fandom for what he managed to pull off to bring Ford back, both mathematically/mentally, and emotionally.

frank can I have a pride flag

yes

I have one braincell and it is unfortunately autistic. And it cant choose which old special interest to spontaneously revive. Rn its on fucking. *daria* of all things. But i think im gonna switch tracks to she ra soon. And from there it’s just a matter of time before i end up focusing in on nimona again

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A lot of people draw needles as a goofy spikeball, but we know they look roughly like a normal person until you get too close. So I propose this: yknow how sometimes when you get a splinter there’s a sharp bit poking out that you can’t really see but you can feel if you touch the splinter? He’s covered in tiny invisible razor-thin spines that at a distance might appear in weird lighting conditions as a funky halo. Only after you get within arms reach do you see the spikes. And of course, by then they’re embedded in your skin, and we all know how painful and hard to remove splinters are