When U Are Holding A Hammer Everything Looks Like A Nail -> When U Are Holding A Point And Shoot Camera

With their unrelenting curiosity, Eye Avatars are probably either some of the easiest people in the world to rickroll or they’re completely and utterly unrickrollable. No in between. Whether it’s the former or the latter depends entirely upon whether The Eye is lets its Avatars Know when a link is a rickroll or if it chooses not to tell them so it can instead watch them go through all five stages of grief at the sight of Rick Astley

Someday im going to appear here with like ten long ass essays about tma and you will all realize just how autistic i can be. Anyways jane prentiss and michael shelley are very similar characters, the stranger has more sense of self and identity than the spiral does, the buried and the vast are the exact same thing, and will wood is the avatar of literally all of them. Cya

The gravity archives? The magnus falls? Bill Michael. Yeah whatever

So real

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I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn

I wonder what the Web has to do with Old Things. Because it has spiders for some reason (spiders should be corruption or hunt imo. cellar spiders are so hunt and stranger coded i love them), which means it probably also has cobwebs for the same "the theme demands it" reason. and cobwebs are associated with old things. so what does the web have to do with that? seems more lonely to me personally. but i could see something being untouched, almost like everyone instinctively avoids it, leaves it undisturbed... hmmm

Happy International Asexuality Day!

I absolutely adore that the number of legs of both her and her dad is in question. Leg number uncertainty is clearly genetic

Frank I wish I had a pet dog :( I love dogs loads. What sort of dog would I get? I like big dogs. Can you please show me a picture of my ideal big dog?

OK this sounds really fun so I’m going to respond by describing my dog (who is not a big dog, just average-sized) and then saying something about where to get a big dog.

My dog is a border collie who has spent most of the year since she was a puppy living outside with me (but I’ve gotten her inside for the first time for the winter, and I’m going to try to keep her indoors for the next three months). She is incredibly smart, very curious, easy to train and trainable, but very sensitive to praise and her self-esteem is fragile.

A typical week for her:

- Monday: lots of barking and other activities in the house, maybe a visit to the library for a few hours to help me finish some book

- Tuesday: walks in the afternoon when the library is closed

- Wednesday: walks, usually with another dog as a companion but sometimes by myself

- Thursday: lots of walking and barking when I leave for the store and then when I come back.

- Friday: very tired out but lots of fun walks with my husband.

- Saturday: lots of playing in my yard until it’s time for walks.

- Sunday: sleep! (Well, most of the time.)

She’s also a weird one – after spending most of her time outside she really loves being inside, while she doesn’t like spending time with humans when we’re not inside the house. (She also really likes running laps around the local track at the gym – I suspect she’d like to be the one who did that.) I’d rather not have her be out on a leash in most situations but I’m willing to try because her leash training has gone well for her so far. I think I might get her a harness that would let her run laps without making her feel pressured, though.

I don’t really want to talk about her too much unless you ask, but she’s got a lot going for her.

Jonathan Sims would love those Halloween cookies that are super dry and have icing that tastes like expired cool whip that you get at Halloween themed elementary school functions

Imagine if everyone in the world had a spawn point and every time you wake up you appear at your spawn point no matter where you fell asleep