And Yet You Say My Apathy’s Not Just, Or Something Like That

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

What need we of tumblr when we bathe in the eternitu

As a left handed person they’re actually the worst. I went to great lengths to avoid sitting in them and sometimes still got stuck with one. They do make left handed ones but they’re pretty rare and also… not that great

Also the lockers are real

hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

I audibly laughed at this

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

not wanting to look stupid in front of a superior (professor, boss, etc) who just explained something to you and it makes even less sense now

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

Happy dictator stabbing day

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere

The more merge mansion ads i get the most convinced i become that “grandma” is actually gertrude. What is she hiding? Leitners. Information about the fears. Tapes