I Feel Like We Should Start Referring To Mr. Archivist As “Jon A. Sims”

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

was scrolling through my drafts and realised this unfinished shitpost is infinitely funnier as it is

I love the tma fandom turnaround on The Horrors. For about three weeks, everyone was like omg happy gerry! Look at him! Probably some repressed trauma but he seems to have gotten out! And then people got suspicious and now everyones like “he seems… too happy. Who’s controlling him” and honestly it’s kind of funny to watch

New experience: browsing tumblr, reading some long thread, had to put my phone down for a minute, left it on because I was going to pick it back up in a minute anyway. Watched as someone glanced at my phone, and realized I had forgotten what I was reading. Until I was able to get it back and check, I was stuck wondering if they’d seen detailed fandom analyses (branding me as a nerd) or ridiculous essays on linguistics (also branding me as a nerd) when they looked at my phone

What are some of your favorite robotic attachments to put on a horse?

Inkling and Wobbling

Just misread an ad that said “Perfect cargo trailer” as “Perfect crime trailer” and was like hm i dont think most people would advertise that

Lobsterphone

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

LOBSTERPHONE. That is all.

I feel like id be a really annoying eye avatar. Annoying to beholding specifically. Id be summoning its attention all the time like “ceaseless watcher whats the square root of 906” “ceaseless watcher check out this cool rock i found” “ceaseless watcher whats the song thats like (bad singing)” “ceaseless watcher did you know cellar spiders hunt by pretending to be caught prey and then eating the other spider” “ceaseless watcher where did i put my keys” eventually it’d stop listening to me. And then id be invisible muahahaha

Kinda weird how the music that was popular when you were in grade school was mostly made by people substantially older than you, and yet that music is societally connected to your age group rather than the age group that made it. This is less so now that pretty much anyone can get their hands on audio software now, but skill still needs time to develop so most of the good stuff is written by people in their 20s at least.