Was Scrolling Through My Drafts And Realised This Unfinished Shitpost Is Infinitely Funnier As It Is

ok so we've all seen this ad right

can we talk about how CURSED it is.

like please

this is why we shouldnt use ai images for advertising

ah yes, valuvable advernt[]oming. so useful. the hand on the bottom right is haunting me. the central kid has fingers that are connected. i love this image. i love everything about this image. can we all admire it please

I literally fell to my knees laughing at this and i dont know why

I actually like how after every episode of tmagp some tma-listeners analyse statements like sommelier when he talks about some rich wine like hmmm this one is clearly the lonely with a slight hint of the stranger and maybe notes of the spiral and I think I can sense some desolation in here

What need we of tumblr when we bathe in the eternitu

I found your blog shortly after i lost my mind over hordak and then promptly made a tumblr account so i could follow the entrapdak side of tumblr. And then proceeded to lurk for two years because i’m Like That

me, watching a mutual’s hyperfixation develop in real time: oh wow bestie go off *raises glass*

Martin would be genuinely horrified by my tea tastes.

Let me tell you how i make my tea. I boil water, pour it in the mug with the tea bag. So far so good.

And then i forget it exists for a half hour.

Result: lukewarm tea (sometimes reheated in microwave), steeped half to death, no sugar or milk. And i LOVE it.

Happy International Asexuality Day!

I don’t think adding nonbinary to Victorian’s gender system would’ve fixed their weird sexism. If anything I think it would’ve made them weirder and sexismier

I love when ficwriters portray michael distortion as like a weird eldritch cat. It fits his vibe so well. He says and does things that dont make sense and occasionally interacts with you or gives you things that you may or may not have wanted. Also sometimes threatens you. Weird eldritch cat.

I was trying to express something about jon’s eyes, but unfortunately the mental word processing crashed and it came out as “imagine having a glow in the dark boyfriend”. So there you go that’s the new post

This is your regularly scheduled reminder to read the TOS and privacy policy, ESPECIALLY if the app is free. Found one i wasn’t willing to accept the other day, it was honestly kind of impressive. Just remember that they can legally do pretty much anything as long as they put it in there, and you can’t do anything about it if you agree to it (regardless of if you know what you’re agreeing to or not)