A MESSAGE FOR JONNY SIMS AND ALEXANDER J NEWALL:

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

How dare you make me choose one chonny jash song. Therefore 1. is going to be every chonny jash song

2. Villain (teniwoha)

3. Lets get this over with (tmbg)

4. Skullcrusher mountain (jonathan coulton)

5. Outliars and hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (will wood)

Special mention to zydrate anatomy (repo the genetic opera) actually its been a while since i heard this one but it’s always worth a shout

Can you tell im indecisive

@calypsosystem @roadkillerino @fishlung8877 hi guys hope im not bothering you, here have a ping

rules: 🎵 when you get this, list 5 songs you've been listening to. tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵

BET HERE WE GO (this was on my dash and no one tagged me yet I’m still doing it) ((all of these songs have no swears btw))

your sky - Lionfield

AP Love - Olivia Zak

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos

That Man - Caro Emerald

OKAY I TAG @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @creative-chaos-apparently @httpfaeryn @sparrowsortadrawzzz AND @theidioticcowboy

edit: @trashbins-stuff you are to do this now as well if you feel like it.

Artworks of michael distortion and michael shelley in the same image often draw the former intimidating/enfolding the latter. But that’s not it at all, is it? They’re one and the same, yet mutually unrecognizable to each other. The distortion did not prey on michael shelley, he was fed to it and it was bound to him. And once it became clear it would not escape unscathed, it did not want him. Michael shelley was never even meant for the spiral at all, and it shows in how it acts as a distortion. If anything, the intimidating factor above the hapless human should be gertrude robinson, not any facet of something that could be called michael in some capacity

I am *obsessed* with the trope of fictional couples that swap a piece of their aesthetic. Like spinerella and netossa wearing necklaces of each other’s main colour. Feels so much more meaningful than a gold ring. Who knows if either of you even like gold? Or rings?

Anyways, doorkeay where michael has one (1) black leather bracelet that it intentionally doesn’t twist, and gerry has one (1) confusing friendship-bracelet-thing that subtly changes every time you look at it

S1E1 Rose: The Stranger

This one’s easy. It’s the Stranger. Of course it’s the Stranger. It’s mannequins. If that weren’t enough, Mickey gets replaced by one and Rose doesn’t notice for a while. It’s got Stranger written all over it. Nikola never watched Doctor Who or the Unknowing would have been wayyyy more dangerous.

Starting my first “long thread of me watching a thing”

The thread?

Assigning tma fears to every doctor who episode (starting with the 9th doctor and going onward)! I plan to watch every episode basically chronologically but we’ll see how it plays out.

I think one thing a lot of people miss about drifting stars au (and other such aus where mabel gets cut off from her home dimension) is that she has braces.

Let me explain. I had braces put in in 2018 with the expectation that they’d come out in 2020. Then 2020 happened and i felt like it would be rather unwise to go to a place where someone tinkers with your mouth during a literal plague. Sooooo they stayed in, untouched, for a WHILE. I eventually started going again (and still needed adjustments for several more months!) I think sometime in 2021? I can only be glad the shutdown happened during one of the milder phases.

Back to mabel. Unless she has the time/money and finds someone with knowledge of human dental care, she’s stuck with those braces as they are for the foreseeable future. Which depending on the version, could be years. This will alternate between annoying and painful.

Also, just removing the wire doesn’t really help! Because of reasons, there were a few days where i had the brackets but no wire. Without the bands and wire, the brackets are SHARP. My lips were mad at me until the wire got replaced. Not only that, but the lack of the pressure feels really weird if you’re not used to it.

Anyways this has been my rant on what it feels like to have braces left on for way too long. Enjoy!

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

Ive noticed something through the process of reporting the endless barrage of spambots.

Either the bio does not have an age, or the age is 23.

Is 23 a sexy age? Do you automatically gain +10 sex appeal points for the year that you’re 23 and lose them on your 24th birthday? Is 23 a common “random” number? Am I actually just being influenced by recency bias and subconsciously ignoring any other ages?

Am I overanalyzing the age stated in the bio of a spambot? Yes, yes I believe I am.

Inconsequential headcanon: Gerry Keay didn’t wear socks most of the time. He’d just put the shoes on and call it good