God Made Me Nonbinary For The Same Reason That A Big Ol Bucket Of Undifferentiated Legos Is Always Way

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

​the funniest part is that ive been looking for that article snippet (albeit halheartedly) for months and THIS is the post that i rediscover it on

Thank you tumblr for being eternally on-brand and helpful in only the most convoluted of ways

a moment of silence for Dvorak users trying to appear submissive

Wow. That’s a hell of a reblog. Nice tags there, past sleep-deprived me

Gender roll of the day:

Today's gender roll is: Werewolf 😎

On the one hand when first listening to that bit i shouted SAM YOU IDIOT STOP FILLING OUT HORROR PAPERWORK

On the other i sometimes actively seek out weird surveys for the hell of it so i feel like if i came across a form that weird i would probably fill it out too

sam just saying fuck it and filling out any and all weird paperwork sent his way is such a specific kind of chaotic, i’m obsessed with this guy

i know every digit of pi

Happy plagueiversary

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

I don’t agonize. I go “yes this is perfectly clear” with full confidence, and then do entirely the wrong thing without ever even thinking “hey wait, this is kind of a weird thing to ask me to do”

Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

frank can I have a pride flag

yes

​heart can dance but is an asshole who steps on feet on purpose canon

[Considering your lack of sight, you're doing rather well. However, I'm starting to believe you're stepping on my feet on purpose.]