Laptops Are Always So Much More Fucked Than Phones In My Experience. A Laptop Is Like A Beautiful Horse

I think Michael and Helen would have different colour schemes. Michael is like a walking pansexual flag to me while Helen leans more polysexual flag

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Jonathan Sims would love those Halloween cookies that are super dry and have icing that tastes like expired cool whip that you get at Halloween themed elementary school functions

The funniest way to remember it’s thursday is to open tumblr and get out of context spoilers for the new episode. Especially since tumblr has a tendency to make comments that, having listened to the episode, are funny as fuck, and not having listened are average tumblr chaos with a tmagp flavouring

Vampire: I’ve been studying explosives for 600 years now and I’m pretty good at it, so yes, I do believe I qualify as a “boomer”

Chosen One(TM): its noT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT

I need to confess something

I’m actually of the Vast

I can't reblog two posts at once so you get a link instead. PROOF. PROOF YOU CAN KICK IT. FROM MR NEWALL HIMSELF

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One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering

The Eye is a symbiote with all other fears, the Spiral and the Eye equal the Web, all of the fears are Vast-coded, the Stranger needs to rebrand to avoid just being the Hunt again (same with the Spiral tbh), and the Dark needed more attention. send post

Inconsequential headcanon: Gerry Keay didn’t wear socks most of the time. He’d just put the shoes on and call it good