Has Tumblr Been Randomly Crashing Within 5 Minutes Of Closing The App For Anyone Else? It’s Getting

wait

okay so you know Sasha's surnames is James and Tim's is Stoker

if we combine it

JOKER

THEIR SHIPNAME CAN BE FUCKING JOKERS AND WERE NOT USING IT???? WHY.

and they're literally the funny ones in the archives. they joke around with eachother a lot. COME ON PEOPLE

Hey what if the evil stepmother is actually deeply in love with the mirror and is mad at snow white because the mirror is into snow white so she decides that the best way to get the mirror to pay attention to her is to kill its crush

I physically cannot make this decision theyre both the best and also all the eliminated ones are the best too help

FINAL ROUND! THIS IS IT, THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Had a moment halfway through this where I was like “hm. This list seems. Familiar. OH WAIT”

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Fun fact about me: sometimes i know a franchise exists but i have no idea what format it’s in. Is this a podcast? A book? A game? A movie? And i’ll have to say, “no, i’ve heard of it, but i haven’t (verb of having interacted with the media) yet”. And people get weird if you say you haven’t read it and it’s actually a video game. So i usually say “absorbed” or “consumed” if i don’t know what the format is. And then i frantically google it under the table so that i can use the proper verb the next time it comes up

I do not control the speed at which birds die!

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

ANOTHER WEIRD BROKEN POST FOR THE COLLECTION

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

I didnt think this post could get better BUT THERES AN ANALYSIS OF IT NOW

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?