They Call Me The Problem Ignorer For Reasons That I Know But Dont Feel Like Addressing Right Now

I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn

The Distortion would have become Helen regardless of if it had ever become Michael or not.

Think about it. Real estate is a pretty fun place to be an erronious door. Helen Richardson would probably have walked through as in canon, even without Michael to lure her in, and we know that her reaction was to make a map. So she makes a map, gets taken back after giving her Statement, (Jon never gets the “do you even know they’re lying to you” warning,) and she Becomes. Ta-da, Helen Distortion, no Michael involved at all.

I wonder if Michael Shelley got a grave. I don't think Gertrude would have made one; she's not sentimental enough for it. If you make graves for people you lose, you might think too hard about sacrificing them. If he had living family, they probably would have been at least a little estranged by virtue of how much time he spent at this job that, frankly, would make him sound like a lunatic to most people. I also doubt Gertrude would report his death in any official way. He would just disappear, never to be heard from again. Anyone else might not know he was gone for months.

The other assistants... they would know he was gone. Some silent acknowledgment that he wouldn't come back and shouldn't be spoken about. Maybe one of them would give him a grave, maybe. Or maybe not; after all, burials generally involve digging in the dirt, and they all knew about the Coffin by then. Who would want to tempt fate that way, and all for one dead man that cared too much?

No, his only grave is a labyrinth of doors. And even that twisted, painful testament to who he was and what he did, is taken from him when Helen usurps him.

revives dead account with a random chaos reblog

my favorite customer service slip ups

Chai r

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

5000 NOTES ‼️‼️

I still do not know why this is my biggest post, where do yall keep finding it

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

How dare you make me choose one chonny jash song. Therefore 1. is going to be every chonny jash song

2. Villain (teniwoha)

3. Lets get this over with (tmbg)

4. Skullcrusher mountain (jonathan coulton)

5. Outliars and hyppocrates a fun fact about apples (will wood)

Special mention to zydrate anatomy (repo the genetic opera) actually its been a while since i heard this one but it’s always worth a shout

Can you tell im indecisive

@calypsosystem @roadkillerino @fishlung8877 hi guys hope im not bothering you, here have a ping

rules: 🎵 when you get this, list 5 songs you've been listening to. tag 5-10 followers to do the same 🎵

BET HERE WE GO (this was on my dash and no one tagged me yet I’m still doing it) ((all of these songs have no swears btw))

your sky - Lionfield

AP Love - Olivia Zak

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos

That Man - Caro Emerald

OKAY I TAG @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff @creative-chaos-apparently @httpfaeryn @sparrowsortadrawzzz AND @theidioticcowboy

edit: @trashbins-stuff you are to do this now as well if you feel like it.

Found a post i saved a screenshot of from another platform ages ago (this particular one went into my photos in april 2022 from insta apparently. It had about 60k notes at the time)

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

Ive really only ever used tumblr, so tags on other sites are a mystery to me. But like.. does tagging “#fyp” actually do things on other sites? If it does, why doesn’t every post have that tag?