I Wonder If Michael Shelley Got A Grave. I Don't Think Gertrude Would Have Made One; She's Not Sentimental

I love the tma fandom turnaround on The Horrors. For about three weeks, everyone was like omg happy gerry! Look at him! Probably some repressed trauma but he seems to have gotten out! And then people got suspicious and now everyones like “he seems… too happy. Who’s controlling him” and honestly it’s kind of funny to watch

My most liked post is a shitpost about jurgen leitner. I dont know where people are still finding it from. I probably have like 15 followers from that post alone. I wrote it at like 2 am

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

WRONG SONG HAIKUBOT

also *eats the art*

“I I thought you knew I knew 'bout why I want to die and say goodbye.”

I know Good Day is technically a Heart song but. I think Soul sometimes feels the same way. And it takes two to bring him back from that metaphorical edge.

How many rituals were stopped with Large Explosion or Throwing People Into It

The Distortion would have become Helen regardless of if it had ever become Michael or not.

Think about it. Real estate is a pretty fun place to be an erronious door. Helen Richardson would probably have walked through as in canon, even without Michael to lure her in, and we know that her reaction was to make a map. So she makes a map, gets taken back after giving her Statement, (Jon never gets the “do you even know they’re lying to you” warning,) and she Becomes. Ta-da, Helen Distortion, no Michael involved at all.

Hello, All avatars, marked peoples, and whoever else may be lurking in these shadows. Happy Pride month to you all. There are many things to be scared of, and your identity should never have to be one of them. Go, be yourself, you dont know how comfortable it can be one the fear settles and disappears.

I don’t agonize. I go “yes this is perfectly clear” with full confidence, and then do entirely the wrong thing without ever even thinking “hey wait, this is kind of a weird thing to ask me to do”

Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

Happy International Asexuality Day!

What if jonah prefers symbolic/nonmoving eyes and doesn’t look through other people’s eyes very much because he’s prone to motion sickness and looking through moving eyes is sort of like watching someone else play portal. Gerry’s tattoos also don’t/didn’t get looked through much for the same reason