I Have No Clue Whats Going On In Uk Politics Rn But Something Tells Me A Third Prime Minister Is About

old man mcgucket is the loneliest person in all of gravity falls. and it’s not by choice. i mean, he’s always walking around town and trying to talk to people, but who wants to talk to that crazy guy? he’s creepy. not even his own son wants to talk to him. people just avoid him. 30 whole years and nobody ever reached out to help him. he was probably too far gone in the first place, honestly.

with nobody to talk to, it’s not really a surprise that he builds those weird robots to cope. it’s the only way people will give him any attention, recognition, or to just look in his direction at all. nobody cares about his other inventions, but those robots get him put in the news all of the time. not to mention the fact that people only started paying attention to him after he saved us during weirdmageddon. even then, most people care more about what stan and ford did. maybe he should’ve tried harder.

now that he’s regained his mind and ford is with him, people treat him more like a human. but i think they still talk behind his back. only reason they don’t say it to his face anymore is because they’re scared of ford. ford is a hero. you don’t want to get on his bad side. just put up with the guy he’s with, even if you don’t want to. nobody really wants to. the only reason he even got on the path to recovery is because dipper thought he was the author. dipper didn’t even plan to help him at all. he just wanted to look for more information.

hes lucky to have ever been given a second chance.

if it weren’t for ford he would still be a nobody.

it probably would’ve been better that way

then everyone could continue to ignore him.

like they always have.

so i drew up a little concept for him..

do not ask this man where he was in the mid 80’s…

this design is subject to changes so don’t get too attached to everything. don’t be fooled by his appearance he is fucking huge. like bud gleeful huge.

what if i said a nonsensical song about a corner store was a stan song. can i say that. is that a deranged statement to make(yes)

hm. what to do.

every time someone draws stan pines with big naturals an angel gains its wings.

ooouuuuggghhh i looove sleepy weepy sooo much im having the biggest brainrot of my life on this. little shit

look at this fucker in the HILLS.

i don’t know if any of you remember dr. NTL but i drew him again today

(also i had a revelation today. i don’t really like the name NTL because it’s just kind of a hassle to say but then i realized. NTL kinda sounds like intel. so now its name is dr. NTL pronounced like intel because i’m a genius)

guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame

he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”

he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.

and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.

various draws

stan but he’s spamton

idk. he got cursed or something to be a puppet. it won’t go away until he fixes the portal (but he doesn’t actually know that. the guy who told him that spoke in a code he didn’t understand). most of the time he uses makeup and gloves to make himself look more human to customers. he needs to oil his hinges frequently and always has it on hand.