Please Don't Die!

So the first two mins of Hazbin Hotel have been released, and it's pretty mediocre to me. Lucifer is a misunderstood Angel who was banished because uh...he gave the Fruit of Knowledge to Eve, and the fruit was somehow cursed, causing evil to corrupt Earth. As a result, Lilith and Lucifer were banished to Hell. For some reason, Adam is a controlling male, which doesn't make any sense to me, but okay, and while Lucifer didn't like Hell, Lilith actually thrived in it. As a result, Heaven became afraid of how rapidly Hell was growing, and to prevent this, they started killing Sinners yearly.

So there are a couple of problems with this, the main one to me being the first two minutes of the first fucking episode already retconned a major piece of info from the pilot. That being the Exterminations started because Hell was overpopulated.

So now the writers changed it because Heaven is now afraid of Hell's power, and I'm wondering why they're afraid in the first place. They were capable of casting out Lucifer, who is the strongest being in Hell. Why are they afraid of Hell becoming more powerful as time goes on?

And this also raises the question of the Seven Princes of Hell. Where are they??

They were Angels who fought alongside Lucifer, resulting in them all becoming Fallen Angels, but for some reason, they're just not mentioned at all in this backstory. I get that Helluva and Hazbin are different shows, but they're not even hinted at.

This entire video also kinda leads to the idea that Lilith is a true baddie of the show because while Lucifer was wallowing in his self pity, Lilith was actually thriving in Hell and for some reason became a popstar. It's extremely sus that she's actually thriving in Hell while Lucifer isn't.

And my final issue with these first two minutes is Lucifer himself. He's characterized as this outcast who is creative and stuff instead of a prideful Angel who never bowed down to humans.

They removed the Prideful aspect from the Sin of Pride.

So yeah this show is..already a mess and it's already two minutes into the first episode.

I live in New York and I can tell you in fact tell you, Mimzy is not just a “New Yorker coded character.” Jewish people and many others have pointed out Viv’s anti semitism and how much Mimzy is an anti Semitic caricature. She’s not a New Yorker and she sure as hell is not a fucking chicken

Chickens are the silliest of guys and seeing Viv say Mimzy is just a chicken is very disheartening. She’s not a chicken :(

Lmao what!?! That's so funny to me, like Redesign Your Logo is definitely pop or even alternative pop. BUT EMO GRUGE MUSIC?

like how

One I played Lemon Demon at a birthday party and a swiftie called REDESIGN YOUR LOGO emo grunge music. Lemon Demon makes pop music.

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behold. pink scavengers

anyone up to kiss and cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms as friends

Reblog this if it made you pause in utter confusion too

"I like it here in heaven" I said, "there's no evil people up here.

"I'M AN EVIL PERSON" cried Evil Jenny, her sweaty vagina flopping all over the place

sometimes I wonder if scavengers think slugcats are related to oysters

i recently watched beetlejuice beetlejuice! (the beetlejuice sequel) and i have thoughts! Movie spoilers below ofc

Okay either you've watched it or you don't care about being spoiled. This is divided into things i like and things i dislike!

STUFF I LIKE:

This movie is really funny. The cop/actor is great, the wedding musical scene is hilarious, and bj is like 50% more fun than in the original. I love the bit where beetlejuice explains his backstory overly dramatically, i love the part at the end.

Bold choice of them to include a hot vampire woman but im not going to judge. I know she's not technically a vampire, but she sucks people's souls so it's close enough. Bj's ex (forgot her name) is just for people who want tall women to step on them and i love that for her i guess.

Sweet family stuff i guess is cute!

The twist with the boy and his family being ghosts is really well done. My mom actually predicted this and was whispering out loud in the theater. It's really fun and i love the sense of danger

The gore is really well done! The special effects in this movie go hard. How are you doing this omg its so cool.

Sandworms make a return and i love the sandworms.

Lydia's character omg! She is not okay and i love that for her. The writers also had the balls to put her in a bad relationship. its so cool!!!

STUFF I DON'T LIKE

the janitor in the beginning makes me uncomfortable. His face just looks so- ew. i can't really describe it.

They never explain what Delores was doing in those boxes. (minor problem)

Beetlejuice being a dead person is a bit weird, since if he's only a human why does he get summoned when you say his name? Why does he have powers? Was he turned into a demon? if so, how? And why doesn't the fungus stuff on his face match how he died (by poisoning) when all the other dead people gore does?

The maitlands are gone!! I liked the maitlands. They had to be like "oh they found a loophole to move on and leave" so the ghosts weren't around to break the plot. I wish they were back, but then we wouldn't have all this fun plot stuff.

in conclusion i liked it! Was a fun watch!