Dentists Are Perhapse The Saddest Medical Professionals. They Long For Companionship, As All Doctors

blubibebeep boop

hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"

thats the coward's way out

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i mean boop teach them the meaning of boop to not boob any body!

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

shrimple minded creature.

yummy fluffy sweets

just learned that my last name is slang for "dropping a deuce" and the fact that I learned this on april fools day of all days is the funniest thing to me.

i got locked out of my house today. good thing i leave a spare key in the garden. i placed the king facing south, the queen facing west, and the knight facing east. i still couldn't find the key, but i realized i mixed up the king and the knight.

wait I think he blinked

oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.