squidd-pro-quo
do not be fooled. i only occasionally post about splatoon.
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every character was made with so much love and effort, i genuinely can't tell who will be a reoccurring character and who will be a one-off.
I cant settle on one single character to be my favorite.. they're all so awesome!!!
its not fair!!!!!
the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity
this happened so long ago and it's certainly not relevant but i still have this burning hatred for the fact that the diamond and pearl remakes didn't use the platinum ghost gym.
for those who don't know, pokemon platinum updated hearthome's gym puzzle with this cool maze that made you search for symbols in the darkness to progress. this was a notable improvement from the diamond and pearl version of the gym which had... math. not puzzle math. not pokemon math. not even vaguely ghost related math. it was definitively the worst gym in the entire series.
so of course the remakes used it.
i highly recommend you check (assuming you use an android) because the app will not show up in your apps list.
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
I always hate this mentality because the original anecdote relates to poetry, where the curtains can't be "just blue" because they didn't exist until the author told you about them. they could have been any color, or no specific color at all. the author made a choice to tell you about the color of the curtains, and part of understanding media is asking why they did.
i think the “sometimes the curtains are just blue” mindset has led to the downfall of media literacy
did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?
small man
Big Man got Shiver a present, but it isn't money!
(Splatfest art for Team Presents)
they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
Gromit should have made you leave your key
at first gromit afraid
gromit petrified
many think the name "fallen" comes from the fact that their civilization was brought to ruin when the traveler left.
the truth is eliksni mandibles make the syllable 'b' sound an awful lot like an 'f'.
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
30. Ballin'
This is what playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta is like on PC right now:
Chat, send help- I can't stop cracking up at these-
HALP- I CAN'T HEAR THEIR VOICES OVER MY LAUGHING-
i mean boop teach them the meaning of boop to not boob any body!
good meowning disciples of the boop.
ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*
i hate when websites try to tell me a password isn't secure.
ah yes, gl4d051icK3r69 is awful and horrible and i'm getting hacked for sure.
but gl4d051icK3r6* is impenetrable and will stand strong against the prying eyes of envious bastards.
finally i can rest easy knowing nobody will be able to hack my mtg deck tracker account.
whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.
first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.
next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.
it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.
now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne
not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...
cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.
whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.
first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.
next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.
it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.
now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne
not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...
cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.
❤️ prison funding ❤️
why does everything gotta cost $20
the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?
a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.
durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:
1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.
or
2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!
(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
This is the game they made a brain rot movie of and it is kinda sad seeing such a big piece of nostalgia turned into something that is clearly not geared towards the age group who was raised with it. They could’ve made something so beautiful and at least tried to replicate that magical feeling of being a kid and discovering/learning everything this game has to offer whilst the soft music plays in the background.
yay grand fest