A Lot Of People Have Been Sharing Predictions For The Minecraft Movie, So Here's One Of Mine.

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

❤️ prison funding ❤️

why does everything gotta cost $20

favorite trope is when the freaky guy goes to a party without a disguise and everyone thinks it's a costume.

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

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just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.

there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

shrimple minded creature.

why are they called semi trucks, when they are bigger than a full truck?

This is the game they made a brain rot movie of and it is kinda sad seeing such a big piece of nostalgia turned into something that is clearly not geared towards the age group who was raised with it. They could’ve made something so beautiful and at least tried to replicate that magical feeling of being a kid and discovering/learning everything this game has to offer whilst the soft music plays in the background.