Squidd-pro-quo - I Have A Distain For Capital Letters

actually no she's barely a spoiler and she must be free

💖luzaku my beloved💖

she's just

she

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.

i do not have the strength to finish this funnel cake

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

scooby-doo used to talk in owo speak. so the gang took him to speech therapy, but all it did was get him to pronounce his w's like r's.

i will accept no other explanation.

small man

Big Man got Shiver a present, but it isn't money!

(Splatfest art for Team Presents)

dentists are perhapse the saddest medical professionals. they long for companionship, as all doctors do, but are unable to form a bond while doing their freaky mouth stuff.

Gromit should have made you leave your key

at first gromit afraid

gromit petrified

many think the name "fallen" comes from the fact that their civilization was brought to ruin when the traveler left.

the truth is eliksni mandibles make the syllable 'b' sound an awful lot like an 'f'.

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️

30. Ballin'