Actually No She's Barely A Spoiler And She Must Be Free

coming to terms with how bad the minecraft movie looks. I'm going to need a minute.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.

why are they called semi trucks, when they are bigger than a full truck?

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

Chat, send help- I can't stop cracking up at these-

HALP- I CAN'T HEAR THEIR VOICES OVER MY LAUGHING-

dentists are perhapse the saddest medical professionals. they long for companionship, as all doctors do, but are unable to form a bond while doing their freaky mouth stuff.