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the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

This is what playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta is like on PC right now:

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

wait I think he blinked

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!