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ok: batman never uses guns, nor has he ever used a gun. so in every dark dc universe where batman spontaneously decides to shoot the joker, he would have no firearm training and probably wouldn't even know where to find the safety.

i hate when websites try to tell me a password isn't secure.

ah yes, gl4d051icK3r69 is awful and horrible and i'm getting hacked for sure.

but gl4d051icK3r6* is impenetrable and will stand strong against the prying eyes of envious bastards.

finally i can rest easy knowing nobody will be able to hack my mtg deck tracker account.

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

i highly recommend you check (assuming you use an android) because the app will not show up in your apps list.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

thats the coward's way out

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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

dentists are perhapse the saddest medical professionals. they long for companionship, as all doctors do, but are unable to form a bond while doing their freaky mouth stuff.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

i need help: what do i do with assorted hunks of scrap metal? when my brother was learning to weld he would practice on various steel plates and for some unknown reason he brought them all home. it's been 3 years. nobody in our house wants these, but throwing them away feels... weird? what am i supposed to do with 5 pieces of welded steel?

(one such piece of problem metal for reference)