I Hate When Websites Try To Tell Me A Password Isn't Secure.

ratatouille but it's a knight in one of these bad boys.

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

my desiccated son thrunt

i got locked out of my house today. good thing i leave a spare key in the garden. i placed the king facing south, the queen facing west, and the knight facing east. i still couldn't find the key, but i realized i mixed up the king and the knight.

the market is oversaturated with horny anime boys that are obsessed with panties. we the people deserve a girl who gets freaky with boxers.

this seafood is way to expensive.

they're charging mario points?!

in this economy!?!

yay grand fest

shout out to games where the main progression is super serious but the endgame is just a fashion show with guns.