My Desiccated Son Thrunt

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

whats his problem

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.

oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.

hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"

coming to terms with how bad the minecraft movie looks. I'm going to need a minute.

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

wait I think he blinked

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