A Masquerade Party With A $ 5,000 Buy In. Guests Are Encouraged To Flaunt And Lie About Their Wealth.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

i need help: what do i do with assorted hunks of scrap metal? when my brother was learning to weld he would practice on various steel plates and for some unknown reason he brought them all home. it's been 3 years. nobody in our house wants these, but throwing them away feels... weird? what am i supposed to do with 5 pieces of welded steel?

(one such piece of problem metal for reference)

just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.

i mean boop teach them the meaning of boop to not boob any body!

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

we are truly lost.

yay is the common ancestor between yo and ayy.

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

Day 40

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE