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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.

there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

shrimple minded creature.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

thats the coward's way out

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in love with these two.

this is the new ideal pair.

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

yummy fluffy sweets