Why Are Days So Short!? There's No Time For God's Sleepiest Soldier To Nap! Reality Is Cruel And Awful

i highly recommend you check (assuming you use an android) because the app will not show up in your apps list.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

i need help: what do i do with assorted hunks of scrap metal? when my brother was learning to weld he would practice on various steel plates and for some unknown reason he brought them all home. it's been 3 years. nobody in our house wants these, but throwing them away feels... weird? what am i supposed to do with 5 pieces of welded steel?

(one such piece of problem metal for reference)

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

Day 40

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

in love with these two.

this is the new ideal pair.

yay grand fest

Poorly drawn Cacnea line

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

the market is oversaturated with horny anime boys that are obsessed with panties. we the people deserve a girl who gets freaky with boxers.