You Can Make Anything More Threatening By Labeling It With A Fire Diamond. Like Look At This:

there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

shrimple minded creature.

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

Duo?!?

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

my desiccated son thrunt

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

we are truly lost.

i don't think you guys understand how wealthy i am.

small man

Big Man got Shiver a present, but it isn't money!

(Splatfest art for Team Presents)