I Don't Think You Guys Understand How Wealthy I Am.

terrible poison. sweetest taste.

the price of a sip is agony.

but how tempting is just another drop.

the best game lore is lore that can be described in two seconds or ten hours with no in-between.

we are truly lost.

there's something strangely disheartening about seeing your newest post accumulating flies while last weeks post keeps doing numbers.

<3

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.

❤️ prison funding ❤️

why does everything gotta cost $20

thats the coward's way out

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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

scooby-doo used to talk in owo speak. so the gang took him to speech therapy, but all it did was get him to pronounce his w's like r's.

i will accept no other explanation.

Chat, send help- I can't stop cracking up at these-

HALP- I CAN'T HEAR THEIR VOICES OVER MY LAUGHING-