Small Man

just learned that my last name is slang for "dropping a deuce" and the fact that I learned this on april fools day of all days is the funniest thing to me.

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

dentists are perhapse the saddest medical professionals. they long for companionship, as all doctors do, but are unable to form a bond while doing their freaky mouth stuff.

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

mr grizz rn:

damn

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

it's pride month!

whoever you are, however you present yourself, whatever your identity,

none will be spared from the fury of Gennlor, fallen queen and scourge of the highlands.

stay safe out there.