Just Learned That My Last Name Is Slang For "dropping A Deuce" And The Fact That I Learned This On April

we are truly lost.

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

in love with these two.

this is the new ideal pair.

yummy fluffy sweets

there's something strangely disheartening about seeing your newest post accumulating flies while last weeks post keeps doing numbers.

I always hate this mentality because the original anecdote relates to poetry, where the curtains can't be "just blue" because they didn't exist until the author told you about them. they could have been any color, or no specific color at all. the author made a choice to tell you about the color of the curtains, and part of understanding media is asking why they did.

i think the “sometimes the curtains are just blue” mindset has led to the downfall of media literacy

whats his problem

a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

this seafood is way to expensive.

they're charging mario points?!

in this economy!?!

it's pride month!

whoever you are, however you present yourself, whatever your identity,

none will be spared from the fury of Gennlor, fallen queen and scourge of the highlands.

stay safe out there.