Duo?!?

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

we are truly lost.

the market is oversaturated with horny anime boys that are obsessed with panties. we the people deserve a girl who gets freaky with boxers.

Chat, send help- I can't stop cracking up at these-

HALP- I CAN'T HEAR THEIR VOICES OVER MY LAUGHING-

yay grand fest

This is what playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta is like on PC right now:

small man

Big Man got Shiver a present, but it isn't money!

(Splatfest art for Team Presents)

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

i hate when websites try to tell me a password isn't secure.

ah yes, gl4d051icK3r69 is awful and horrible and i'm getting hacked for sure.

but gl4d051icK3r6* is impenetrable and will stand strong against the prying eyes of envious bastards.

finally i can rest easy knowing nobody will be able to hack my mtg deck tracker account.