This Is What Playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta Is Like On PC Right Now:

thats the coward's way out

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a lot of people have been sharing predictions for the minecraft movie, so here's one of mine.

durring the credits, they will do a sequence recapping the movie in a style similar to the games (like the sonic movie). in this sequence, one of two things will happen. either:

1. they have the audacity to use minecraft steve, as if he will be easily recognizable as jack black and the casting was perfect.

or

2. they will use a skin that looks like jack black, making so painfully obvious that he could never be interpreted to look anything like steve!

(bonus points if they do it to a song that was manufactured to trend on tiktok)

favorite trope is when the freaky guy goes to a party without a disguise and everyone thinks it's a costume.

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.

hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"

Fedex is firing right now. Sitting alone, ruining orders. Awful pay 2025. Get Bent

Poorly drawn Cacnea line

this seafood is way to expensive.

they're charging mario points?!

in this economy!?!

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.