Day 40

i do not have the strength to finish this funnel cake

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.

the market is oversaturated with horny anime boys that are obsessed with panties. we the people deserve a girl who gets freaky with boxers.

in love with these two.

this is the new ideal pair.

just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.

did i just get forcefemmed by the president of the united states?!?

This is what playing Monster Hunter Wilds Beta is like on PC right now:

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

ratatouille but it's a knight in one of these bad boys.

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!