Yay Is The Common Ancestor Between Yo And Ayy.

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.

concept 2: the tooth fairy.

i need help: what do i do with assorted hunks of scrap metal? when my brother was learning to weld he would practice on various steel plates and for some unknown reason he brought them all home. it's been 3 years. nobody in our house wants these, but throwing them away feels... weird? what am i supposed to do with 5 pieces of welded steel?

(one such piece of problem metal for reference)

actually no she's barely a spoiler and she must be free

💖luzaku my beloved💖

she's just

she

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

Fedex is firing right now. Sitting alone, ruining orders. Awful pay 2025. Get Bent

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

danger! this is bad orange!

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

ok: batman never uses guns, nor has he ever used a gun. so in every dark dc universe where batman spontaneously decides to shoot the joker, he would have no firearm training and probably wouldn't even know where to find the safety.

like... all of it?