Shout Out To Games Where The Main Progression Is Super Serious But The Endgame Is Just A Fashion Show

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

just learned that my last name is slang for "dropping a deuce" and the fact that I learned this on april fools day of all days is the funniest thing to me.

i hate when websites try to tell me a password isn't secure.

ah yes, gl4d051icK3r69 is awful and horrible and i'm getting hacked for sure.

but gl4d051icK3r6* is impenetrable and will stand strong against the prying eyes of envious bastards.

finally i can rest easy knowing nobody will be able to hack my mtg deck tracker account.

Day 40

i highly recommend you check (assuming you use an android) because the app will not show up in your apps list.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

i do not have the strength to finish this funnel cake

yay grand fest