Gromit Should Have Made You Leave Your Key

thats the coward's way out

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i got locked out of my house today. good thing i leave a spare key in the garden. i placed the king facing south, the queen facing west, and the knight facing east. i still couldn't find the key, but i realized i mixed up the king and the knight.

hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"

yummy fluffy sweets

Day 40

the thing that bothers me about the lorax is that there is no way a snail could survive in thneedville, like at all. let alone long enough to become a great great great grandfather. there is not a single piece of edible flora anywhere in the town. what could he have possibly been eating?

oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.

actually no she's barely a spoiler and she must be free

💖luzaku my beloved💖

she's just

she

i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.

good meowning disciples of the boop.

ready your arms (or paws) and bap with reckless abandon. teach them the meaning of *boob*

I always hate this mentality because the original anecdote relates to poetry, where the curtains can't be "just blue" because they didn't exist until the author told you about them. they could have been any color, or no specific color at all. the author made a choice to tell you about the color of the curtains, and part of understanding media is asking why they did.

i think the “sometimes the curtains are just blue” mindset has led to the downfall of media literacy