do not be fooled. i only occasionally post about splatoon.
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Latest Posts by squidd-pro-quo - Page 2
wait I think he blinked
okay, i've had a moment to collect my feelings and,
this movie looks so unprofessional like...
blue light is being cast on her hair from the portal that is clearly not casting a blue light on the environment.
the creeper is backlit by a soft blue light, while this goober is clearly backlit by a harsh white light.
also, the whole thing is backlit! nobody has light on their face in this trailer!
even here, you can clearly see the light is behind everyone, but they are supposedly facing eachother!?
why does this look like this!? why even bother with live action actors when the whole movie is animated!? and don't even get me started on the animation.
there's nothing technically wrong with the models... but it all looks so "minceraft mobs if dey wur reel!!1!"
i swear i saw this same sheep render in, like 2015.
coming to terms with how bad the minecraft movie looks. I'm going to need a minute.
i do not have the strength to finish this funnel cake
i need help: what do i do with assorted hunks of scrap metal? when my brother was learning to weld he would practice on various steel plates and for some unknown reason he brought them all home. it's been 3 years. nobody in our house wants these, but throwing them away feels... weird? what am i supposed to do with 5 pieces of welded steel?
(one such piece of problem metal for reference)
the market is oversaturated with horny anime boys that are obsessed with panties. we the people deserve a girl who gets freaky with boxers.
the best game lore is lore that can be described in two seconds or ten hours with no in-between.
actually no she's barely a spoiler and she must be free
💖luzaku my beloved💖
she's just
she
i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.
ratatouille but it's a knight in one of these bad boys.
i wanna talk about my new favorite girlie but she's kind of a spoiler so i gotta let my feelings simmer for a bit.
oh sorry i was desperately trying to remember the conversation i had actually 5 seconds ago.
why are days so short!? there's no time for god's sleepiest soldier to nap! reality is cruel and awful never mind cute bug land on me life is beautiful.
hate when people ask for my favorite music genre and i have to make up some nonsense like "alt rock" instead of saying what is true in my heart: "whatever this is"
concept 1: when dragons lose their teeth, humans and other humanoids will make weapons from them, either because they are strong/inherently magical or just as a novelty. these weapons are often used by great warriors, rulers, or priests for ceremony.
concept 2: the tooth fairy.
shout out to games where the main progression is super serious but the endgame is just a fashion show with guns.
i got locked out of my house today. good thing i leave a spare key in the garden. i placed the king facing south, the queen facing west, and the knight facing east. i still couldn't find the key, but i realized i mixed up the king and the knight.
guys please don't boop me i only have one hp.
dentists are perhapse the saddest medical professionals. they long for companionship, as all doctors do, but are unable to form a bond while doing their freaky mouth stuff.
favorite trope is when the freaky guy goes to a party without a disguise and everyone thinks it's a costume.
terrible poison. sweetest taste.
the price of a sip is agony.
but how tempting is just another drop.
scooby-doo used to talk in owo speak. so the gang took him to speech therapy, but all it did was get him to pronounce his w's like r's.
i will accept no other explanation.