do not be fooled. i only occasionally post about splatoon.
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Latest Posts by squidd-pro-quo - Page 3
fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!
why are they called semi trucks, when they are bigger than a full truck?
there's something strangely disheartening about seeing your newest post accumulating flies while last weeks post keeps doing numbers.
thats the coward's way out
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Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.
there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.
shrimple minded creature.
i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers
just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.
think again
i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE
you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:
danger! this is bad orange!
just learned that my last name is slang for "dropping a deuce" and the fact that I learned this on april fools day of all days is the funniest thing to me.
a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.