squidd-pro-quo - i have a distain for capital letters
i have a distain for capital letters

do not be fooled. i only occasionally post about splatoon.

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1 year ago

fool! your magic could never compare to the likes of mine. i cast: stall internet!

Fool! Your Magic Could Never Compare To The Likes Of Mine. I Cast: Stall Internet!

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1 year ago

why are they called semi trucks, when they are bigger than a full truck?


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1 year ago

there's something strangely disheartening about seeing your newest post accumulating flies while last weeks post keeps doing numbers.


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1 year ago

i don't think you guys understand how wealthy i am.

I Don't Think You Guys Understand How Wealthy I Am.

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1 year ago

thats the coward's way out

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Hey Be Sure To Go To Your Blog Settings, Head Down To Visibility And Turn On This Little Button That

Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

1 year ago

there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

There Is One Brain Cell In This Shrimp And It's Being Juggled Between The Eye Stalks.

shrimple minded creature.


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1 year ago
Yeah...

yeah...


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1 year ago

i'm baking mmmm yeah got something scrumptious ooooo boy so yummer bummers

1 year ago

just reinstalled tumbler oh god there's so much dust oh jeez oh no there's mites in my posts oh man.


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4 years ago

ok: batman never uses guns, nor has he ever used a gun. so in every dark dc universe where batman spontaneously decides to shoot the joker, he would have no firearm training and probably wouldn't even know where to find the safety.


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4 years ago
Think Again

think again

i’ve decided the new gender neutral form of Ms/Mr is just THE

4 years ago

you can make anything more threatening by labeling it with a fire diamond. like look at this:

You Can Make Anything More Threatening By Labeling It With A Fire Diamond. Like Look At This:

danger! this is bad orange!


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4 years ago

just learned that my last name is slang for "dropping a deuce" and the fact that I learned this on april fools day of all days is the funniest thing to me.


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4 years ago

yay is the common ancestor between yo and ayy.


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4 years ago

a masquerade party with a $ 5,000 buy in. guests are encouraged to flaunt and lie about their wealth. whoever can flaunt the most money without being called out as a liar will claim the prize pool. however, if you call out a guest, and you are wrong, you are disqualified from winning.


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