I’m Not Really In The Percy Jackson Fandom, But You Can’t Tell Me That Persephone Didn’t Treat

the marauders fandom be like:

Sirius: blood whores

James: transparent hooker

Remus: just call them by their actual names!

James and Sirius: ok……moon slut

Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

James: *spits out drink*

Remus: ohhh fuck you-

Sirius: you would like that wouldn’t you

Gnomes of pleasure

Hey Grian and Scar if you really do have a secret tumblr to watch us or regularly go through tags, show us a sign. Start talking about like, idk, watermelons in your next episode. A very lengthy discussion about watermelon. The other sites won’t suspect a thing. But we’ll know

In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

Let’s go people!

in the past 48 hours we’ve had boris johnson resign, shinzo abe assassinated, bong bong marcos get covid, and the presidential palace of sri lanka get stormed by protesters

bring out the guillotine, besties! waiting to see whose head (of state) rolls next

Marauder Headcanons

Do you know how in half blood prince we learn that Severus Snape figured out an easier way to make every potion. I like to think the James Potter was the only kid who could get the potions correctly with the normal instructions to how make the potions, and that Severus started figuring out easier ways to make the potions with the same outcome so that he could do just as well as James with less work. And that every year at the beginning of the year, the three other marauders would play like a game of rock paper scissors to see who got to be James potion partner. 

The marauders never got caught for the same prank twice. If they got caught once it would never happen again at least for that prank.

The only reason Harry lived and James didn’t is because Harry only had two other friends. Harry didn’t have the equivalent of Peter and if he had something would’ve gone wrong.

Mcgonagall knew that all of the marauders were in animagi, and was really proud.

Remus was horrible at care of magical creatures. He was one of the only kids to fail that class, and it was because all the animals knew he was a werewolf in were terrified of him.

As excited James was to have a kid Sirius was even more excited to have a godkid.

The animagus parts of Sirius, James and Peter, after a while, started to impact how they acted. I don’t mean like big ways. I just mean after a while of being transformed, they would forget a little bit that they weren’t the animals still.

If anyone had a nightmare, they would go to Remus’s bed. Not because he was good at comforting them, but because he really liked the cuddles (and was really good at giving cuddles).

I don’t know what emotion this is but I think it’s very funny