Some Of My Favorite Dialogues From Animal Crossing 🌈

Therapist: How does this make you feel

Me: everything at once and yet nothing

Fandoms in a nut shell

respectfully, fuck canon <3

Both at the same time: PETER!

*James and Sirius sitting in jail together*

James: So who should we call?

Sirius: I’d call Remus, but I feel safer in jail

James: Yeah, I would call Regulus but I don't think I'll make it through the day alive if I do that

You can’t tell me Harry didn’t inherit that from Reg

I feel Regulus was a Quidditch Seeker protege and people would constantly pelt things at him just to watch the way he’d almost subconsciously snatch it out of the air.

Like sitting in class, during an exam, Barty will punt a bottle of ink at Regulus and, without looking up, he will put his arm up and pull it out of the air like its nothing.

James kept a Snitch in his pocket to “keep Reg on his toes” and throw it at him but secretly he was just super fascinated by Reg’s talent and found it endearing

(this is definitely not inspired by those scenes in chap 26 with the snitch in turned tides;)

If you live any where in the Midwest you understand this

“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others

If homosexuality is a sin then, HAIL SATAN

regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking