Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here

Medusa but with ducks

Lemons of the world UNITE!

Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!

Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna

Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually

Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner

Ginny: That was definitely worth it.

Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny

Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?

Harry: Yeah but-

Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT

Harry: What?

Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!

Sirius: blood whores

James: transparent hooker

Remus: just call them by their actual names!

James and Sirius: ok……moon slut

Y'all are pro life until that life isn't cishet. Then it's "God hates h0m0s" and "You're just confused"

You're pro life until that life gets shot up in a school (or a church, a park, a nightclub...). Then it's "Well, what a tragedy...but my desire to own an AR-15 that I use recreationally maybe once a year matters more than your life."

You're pro life until that life is disabled or neurodivergent. Then it's "Nobody should get special treatment" or "We don't have time for r*t*rded kids."

You're pro life until that life is an AFAB person's. Then it's "you should have kept your legs closed," "boys will be boys," "it's your fault that this happened, you should have covered up."

You're pro life until that life is brought into the world. Then it's "good luck in the foster care system," "try to make it as best you can in the streets or in an abusive household," and "it's your fault that your parents hate you, they never wanted you to be born"

You're pro life until life makes you uncomfortable. You're pro life until it inconveniences you. You're pro life until that life becomes an independent one that you can't control or use as leverage for your sick, bigoted regimes.

I like to think that they don’t know how to play like any of these games

James: Would you rather kiss filch or compliment snape? Sirius: Honestly…I’d rather kiss moony Remus: *blushes* James: Pads that wasnt even the- Sirius: YOU DOUBLE DOG DARE ME TO? James: NO- I JUST SAID- Sirius: OML JAMESSS James: I- Sirius: *starts making our with remus* James flipping over the monopoly set: FUCK GAME NIGHT

I need more

“Will you wear my jersey tomorrow?” James asked, abruptly stopping in the middle of the corridor.

Regulus froze in his tracks, scrunching up his face in an attempt to restrain the ridiculous smile he knew was threatening to spill over. With a deep breath, and a face at least two shades darker than before, Regulus turned around.

“It’s alright if you don’t want to!” James quickly said. “I know there’s a lot of animosity between our houses, and I know people already treat you unfairly because we’re dating, so I completely understand if you don’t-“

“James.” Regulus stepped forward, standing on his tiptoes to press a quick kiss to James’ cheek. “I’d love to wear it.”

These three really do dress like the average gay and/or trans friendgroup