I Need More

I don’t usually read on Wattpad, but I have come to the realization that there are two kinds of stories on Wattpad

1: The ones that take you at least five hours to read

2: The ones that take you at most five minutes to read

If you live any where in the Midwest you understand this

*Time skip to later that night with everyone but James*

Remus: I call the record player

Sirius: aww I was going to call that!

sirius: what happens when you die?

james: idk, you go to heaven?

sirius: no i mean do i get your stuff?

If there isn’t a carrot on top it’s not a carrot cake!

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

This works for most gay relationships in the marauders era

based on this post

regulus: just to make sure, you know? are you asking me this romantically or platonically?

james *down on one knee*: you just did not fucking ask me that

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Every neurodivergent person knows the happy squeal… right?

Feral bird man and his pet himbo

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Marauder Headcanons

Do you know how in half blood prince we learn that Severus Snape figured out an easier way to make every potion. I like to think the James Potter was the only kid who could get the potions correctly with the normal instructions to how make the potions, and that Severus started figuring out easier ways to make the potions with the same outcome so that he could do just as well as James with less work. And that every year at the beginning of the year, the three other marauders would play like a game of rock paper scissors to see who got to be James potion partner. 

The marauders never got caught for the same prank twice. If they got caught once it would never happen again at least for that prank.

The only reason Harry lived and James didn’t is because Harry only had two other friends. Harry didn’t have the equivalent of Peter and if he had something would’ve gone wrong.

Mcgonagall knew that all of the marauders were in animagi, and was really proud.

Remus was horrible at care of magical creatures. He was one of the only kids to fail that class, and it was because all the animals knew he was a werewolf in were terrified of him.

As excited James was to have a kid Sirius was even more excited to have a godkid.

The animagus parts of Sirius, James and Peter, after a while, started to impact how they acted. I don’t mean like big ways. I just mean after a while of being transformed, they would forget a little bit that they weren’t the animals still.

If anyone had a nightmare, they would go to Remus’s bed. Not because he was good at comforting them, but because he really liked the cuddles (and was really good at giving cuddles).