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Thinking about Bakugou x Reader X Kirishima (either established or forming relationship)
With Reader who is a damn beast on the battle field Iâm talking like could and would 1v1 God and damn well hold their own,, but they hate being mean
Like anything that might sound even slightly mean will never cross their lips, or if it does they immediately start apologizing like they just offended your whole bloodline even if they just accidentally said barely even classing as rude
If someone tries to goad them into saying something mean, or if when Baku tries to get them to say even the tiniest threat, theyâll be like on the verge of tears, whining out a âno! That would be mean! đ„șđ„șđ„șâ
They just straight up do not have a single mean bone in their body
But they could absolutely body anyone on the battlefield
Absolute beast mode
Just straight savagery
But will not even be able to mention an incorrect order
But not to worry, they have 2 boyfriends who will absolutely protect them and stand up for them and one of which will not hesitate to cuss someone out for forgetting their pickles
For anyone whoâs like to know when the fic I posted about is found, Iâm creating a tag list! Iâve already got some names added to it but if youâd like to be added, just go ahead and comment here and Iâll be happy to let you know! đđ
The post in question:
https://at.tumblr.com/sqwishywrites34/help-to-find-a-fic-i-cant-remember-was-platform/njai4055k565
If it helps any, I believe the description began with âit hurts to see the person you love fall in love with someone elseâ
and the fic kind of begins with the reader sort of distancing herself from Baku bc she doesnât want to get in the way of /their/ relationship.
And I just remembered that the reason reader got pissed off in the first place is bc before Baku really even brought up the whole situation, he n Kiri went on a morning run and (not described) nefarious events take place.
They kinda ended up talking about it n reader was wholly pissed and I remembered this line, if it helps;
(Said by Kiri) âIf it makes you feel any better it was me putting it in himâ
(Said by reader) âthat.. actually kind of does.â
Help to find a fic
I canât remember was platform it was on which is the main problem;
Itâs established Bakugou x reader with developing relationship Kiri x Baku and Reader
Itâs ABO and Alpha Baku pursues Alpha Kiri without checking with reader and so she gets pissed and kinda almost breaks up w them
Baku wants them 3 in a relationship but heâs an idiot who doesnât know how to actually apologize so he tries to make reader jealous by getting Uraraka to sit on his lap and wear him jacket to âmake her realize he has options and that if she doesnât come back she can be replacedâ
Kiri gets pissed because wtaf is wrong with him and tries to talk to reader but she thinks he was in on it
Eventually she punches Uraraka and breaks her nose and when Baku tries to pull her away she punches him too
He tries to give her a scented gift as an indirect apology but itâs the same jacket he had put on Uraraka and he didnât even wash it just tried to âcover up her scentâ but it just makes matters worse
Heâs walking in the halls and stumbles across Present Mic and PM pretty much says that Baku is an idiot and that what he did only fucked up his relationship and that this stuff he got from his parents (via observation) wasnât how to actually do a relationship and that is was just their kind of foreplay
Baku asks Mic for help
And thatâs as far as I got and I desperately wanna finish reading it ;-;
For anyone who is waiting on the link to the fic Iâm trying to locate, unfortunately there has been minimal progress as of yet, at least on my end. If youâd like to help, it would be much appreciated! And not just by me, as it appears! I will keep you updated if thereâs any progress :) thank you for being patient! Hopefully it will be found soon!
You better publish the link when you find it Iâm invested too
Oh absolutely!! Itâs really good!! I hope to find it soon and donât worry, yâall will be the first to know ;)
Help to find a fic
I canât remember was platform it was on which is the main problem;
Itâs established Bakugou x reader with developing relationship Kiri x Baku and Reader
Itâs ABO and Alpha Baku pursues Alpha Kiri without checking with reader and so she gets pissed and kinda almost breaks up w them
Baku wants them 3 in a relationship but heâs an idiot who doesnât know how to actually apologize so he tries to make reader jealous by getting Uraraka to sit on his lap and wear him jacket to âmake her realize he has options and that if she doesnât come back she can be replacedâ
Kiri gets pissed because wtaf is wrong with him and tries to talk to reader but she thinks he was in on it
Eventually she punches Uraraka and breaks her nose and when Baku tries to pull her away she punches him too
He tries to give her a scented gift as an indirect apology but itâs the same jacket he had put on Uraraka and he didnât even wash it just tried to âcover up her scentâ but it just makes matters worse
Heâs walking in the halls and stumbles across Present Mic and PM pretty much says that Baku is an idiot and that what he did only fucked up his relationship and that this stuff he got from his parents (via observation) wasnât how to actually do a relationship and that is was just their kind of foreplay
Baku asks Mic for help
And thatâs as far as I got and I desperately wanna finish reading it ;-;
I crave fics about the citizens of Amity all thinking Danny is dating Phantom but idk what to search up to find them ;-;
If yâall got links to those please gimme đ©đ©đ©
Prompt for dc x dp crossover
Dannyâs in Gotham for whatever reason be it school, work, or just for the weekend. His core by this point is fully developed and just projects calm & safety constantly cause he is constantly in a hero position back in Amity and both help him deal with people and ghosts. (Working doubly so for ghosts/ectoplasmic creatures cause they tend to need to feel it strongly for it to work on them). Anyways he comes across one of the batkids affected by the pits (Jason, Damian, Cass) who is currently very growly and violent and just yoinks them up by the back of their shirt/jacket/whatever like a disgruntled kitten.
The situation goes from a step away from violence to immediate confused and relaxed calm. Vigilante children go completely slack because WOW do they feel safe and calm right now.
Danny is too tired to notice anything other then the fact that: ghostly -> anger -> fight -> something he has to deal with
So once the area feels calm he just places whoever he grabbed gently on the ground pats their head and continues on his way. No context and by the time the bats get their heads in working order heâs already gone.
It is now a hunt to find this dude while Danny barely misses running into them by complete coincidence. He has no idea what he started and doesnât even really remember the event cause heâs done that exact thing to calm situations down so many times in Amity that it doesnât even register as something important to remember.
The batkids are actively pulling all the stops and just failing to find this guy. Bruce is not even involved itâs just the kids.
Is it possible to have more than one âtypeâ? Like yk type of ppl your attracted to? Cuz I have like 3 types ;-;
Older men (particularly DILFs) (shut up, I know I have daddy issues ;-;)
Himbos (theyâre so sweet and beefy and dumb đđđđđ„”đ„”)
And fuckin psychos (like,, if theyâre attractive hell yea, they a snacc but if they go like psycho feral Iâm boutta jump that shit đ„”đ„”đ„”)
(Honorary mention,, stinky wall men,, yâall know what I mean like Brahms from The Boy,, Bruno from Encanto,, my stinky wall men can get it đâ€ïžđâ€ïž)
Yâall why is it apparently so hard to grasp that if you name the Reader in your fics, itâs no longer an âx readerâ I donât care if you still have the descriptions either ambiguous or customizable (ie; e/c, h/c, h/l) because at that point itâs just like a mad libs. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT give this character a name and still call it an âx readerâ because thatâs not a fucking âx readerâ anymore. Uess it is actually relevant to the plot do not give me a description and do not give me a name(unless and ONLY unless itâs a code name).
If in the planning/initial writing phase, you really donât want to use y/n, fine, but when youâre done just use the âfindâ tool or whatever it may be called and just replace that name with y/n or donât call it an âx readerâ itâs that simple
Promise - Dean x Reader
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Not falling for you - Dean x Reader
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Forbidden - Dean x Reader (Teacher/Student)
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Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Sequel
The Host - Dean x Reader (The Host AU)
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Our french mistake is not a mistake - Dean x Reader & Jensen x Reader (The French Mistake AU)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4
My beautiful Omega - Dean x Reader (Teacher/Student & A/B/O)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l  Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Part 14 l Part 15 l Part 16 l Part 17
Dean or Deanna? - Dean x Reader
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3
Safe - Dean x Reader (Office AU & FSOG crossover)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5
Knight in shining armor - Dean x Reader (Knight/Princess AU)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 & 14l Part 15 l Part 16 l  Part 17 l Part 18 l Part 19
Jealous much? - Dean x Reader (x Damon)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3
Fake us - Dean x Reader (Jensen Ackles x Reader)
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Friends after all - Dean x Reader
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Already boundless - Dean x Reader
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Written on the wrist - Dean x Reader
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Lie to me - Dean x Reader x Sam (x Jensen)
Prologue l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13
True soulmate - Dean x Reader
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3
Twice the love, twice the pain - Dean x Reader
Part 1
Die for a Laugh - Dean x Reader (x Joker)
Part 1Â l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4&5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10
Picture Perfect - Dean x Reader x Sam
Part 1 l  Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l  Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12
Jurassic World - Dean x Reader x Owen (Jurassic World crossover)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Owenâs ending l Deanâs ending
Naturally Alpha - Dean Winchester x Reader (French Mistake/A/B/Os AU)
Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l Part 8
A supernatural marvel - Dean Winchester x Reader x Steve Rogers
Part 1 l  Part 2 l Part 3 l Part 4 l Part 5 l Part 6 l Part 7 l Part 8 l Part 9 l Part 10 l Part 11 l Part 12 l Part 13 l Deanâs Ending l Steveâs Ending
Hurricane - Dean Winchester x Reader (Detective AU)
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Male!Naga x Fem!Reader
Summary: Being a photographer had many perks; getting to travel around the world, seeing many things in one's lifetime, and... finding a naga in the jungle who has taken a ~big~ liking to you.
Warnings: Masturbation, terato, fluff, technically cheating
AN: Moodboard made by me. Part two will be out shortly!
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Y/N got to travel the world for her job. She's been from the coldest of places to the hottest, the prettiest to the ugliest, and the wondrous and dangerous. Of course, when he went on these expeditions, she would take a team to protect her. Because, she was only herself, and there were creatures in the jungles and forests that could eat her alive. So why did she stray from her large group of expeditionors to catch the perfect photo alone?
When she looked behind, she saw that no one was there; she shrugged and put her camera up to her eye. They were in a rainforest, a very large one full of myths and legends. She was warned that people who stray from the path either get eaten or killed by something they won't even see. But she didn't believe that. She's lived a life of danger before, and no rainforest was going to change that. Perhaps that's what led her into the situation she's in now.
With a sigh, she turned around with her lens to her eye and jumped at the sight through the camera. A large snake-like eye was staring back at her. When she snapped the photo, it blinked, and she backed up from the camera to see something she never thought existed. A half-human, half-snake man. She couldn't find it in herself to yell or to cry or shout. So she just stood there and looked him in the eyes. He was beautiful, dark skin that glistened in the heat and long dreads that reached his stomach, though half was pulled up into a bun using twine. He had a large nose and full lips that held a sly smile and big eyes that held slits for pupils. The colour was a yellowish-green that swirled into lime green. His body was lean and fit until it reached the large mass of scales. The scaled were dark green, similar to the colours of the leaves of the forestâthe mass of muscles coiled around each other into a spiral that the man perched himself upon comfortably. "Well, hello there." He teased. His voice was deep and hypnotizing, making Y/N suck in a breath that she held in and gripped her camera tighter.
"H-Hello." Well, she wasn't going to be rude. It's not okay to leave someone waiting for a response, even if it was a Naga stranger that could easily squeeze her to death with his tail.
"You look scared." He frowned briefly before he laughed loudly, slithering closer to her and slowly walking around her in a circle. It wasn't long before she realized his tail was wrapped around her, but it was too late to move.
"W-What do you want?" She asked, letting the naga man smell her sweaty skin as he got closer. She saw dark freckled spots on his nose up close, and a weird part of her found it cute.
"You came to my home. So really, I should be asking you that." He chuckled. She shivered as the muscles of his tail flexed around her. She wasn't in pain; he wasn't squeezing her, just lightly coiled around her waist. He was massive, standing much taller than the woman. For an odd reason, she felt little fear. Sure she could be murdered by this beautiful beast, but she felt like he wouldn't. Not with the way he's looking at her.
"I'm sorry. I'm just here for photography." She told him. He hummed in reply, and she felt a forked tongue run along her neck, and she shuddered.
"You are a fascinating human. I watched you since you came here with that pesky team. I wanted to be alone with you. Just for a chat." He spoke like silk, and it made her insides feel warm.
"Why me?" She asked. He laughed again and got up to her face.
"I see the way you carry yourself. The way you smell... the way you sound. Just so... perfect." He growled, placing a large hand on her shoulder. She shuddered once more, and he smiled at the effect he had on the human woman.
"Y/N!" She heard someone call.
"Shit! Go! Hide." She started to push the naga, who quickly unraveled himself from her with a frown. She didn't know how the others would react to seeing him, and she didn't want to put the man in danger.
"Y/N." She heard him hiss under his breath before she could no longer see him.
"There you are. We've been looking all over for you. Don't run away like that." Her boyfriend, Xavier, spoke up. He was breathing heavily, and his face was red.
"Sorry. I got distracted." She chuckled.
"Well, did you get any good shots?" He asked with a smile, kissing her sweaty forehead and patting her shoulder. Y/N Thought about the eye shot she got but knew she had to explain the strange sight. So, she lied to her boyfriend and everyone on the team.
"No. Sadly." She chuckled, rubbing her arm. As they made their way out of the forest, she realized how soaked her underwear was, and it wasn't from the sweat.
When she was back at the hotel, Y/N took a long and well-needed shower. But her thoughts began to wander, and so did her hands. The idea of the Naga wrapping itself around her and biting into her neck as he trusted deep inside her made her fingers make quick work of her clit. She sat down, letting the water cascade down her sitting form as she rubbed herself slowly to the thought of the creature she met in the forest. She bit her lip as she slowly passed by her clit with thumb as the other hand squeezed her breast slightly. The Naga's skin glistening in the sun made her knees weak, and she was glad she was already sitting. As her breathing got harder, she plunged two fingers into her cunt and started to pump them in and out in time with her fantasy. He had kissed her, his plump lips meeting hers, and they danced in harmony. She didn't dare make a noise, though with difficulty. Xavier was in the next room looking through her shots, and she didn't want her boyfriend to catch her doing something so wrong. Masturbating to a creature she met in the rainforest. A creature she didn't even believe in. Maybe she should've listened to the locals more.
Y/N couldn't help the small whimpers that escaped her mouth as her pace quickened as her orgasm neared. The idea of his hot cum filling her, he bit into her and groaned. That honeyed voice telling her she did good. She came with a soft grunt, her eyes rolling back, and she panted until the shower ran cold. She hadn't come like that in forever.
When she got out, she had rifled through her clothes and found a necklace in the pocket of her jeans. She was confused at what she saw, a locket made of twine and stones. It had nothing inside, but she has never seen it before. Then she remembered the Naga's hair; it had twine in it. Was this his?
Alright everyone hereâs my masterlist. This is a mixture of Overwatch fics and some monster loving fics. All fanfiction can be found on my Ao3, but my teratophilia stories are only found on here.Â
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Gabriel Reyes x Reader
The Commanderâs Babysitter Part 1Â Part 2Â Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8Â Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15Â
The Shadow Wolf Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4Â
A Vampire LoverÂ
Knock FirstÂ
Donât Be a CreepÂ
Overwatch ThanksgivingÂ
Death and the Mermaid Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6Â
A Sugar Daddy and his Baby Part 1Â
Is this a Dream?Â
Giveaway Prize: 1st Place
Lazy MorningsÂ
Love of Three Part 1Â
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Masterlist
Pirates of the Caribbean
James Norrington x reader
A woman out of time (crossover marvel): pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt 4 pt 5 pt 6
Elizabeth Swann x reader
Marvel
Watching him fade away (crossover The Maze Runner): pt 1
A woman out of time (crossover POTC): pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt 4 pt 5 pt 6
Loki Laufeyson x reader
LOKI season 2 theory
Wanda Maximoff (x reader)
The waltz
Bucky Barnes x reader
Pietro Maximoff x reader
Peter Maximoff x reader
Natasha Romanoff x reader
Drukkari x reader
Why didn't you? pt. 2 pt. 3 pt. 4 pt. 5
American Horror Story
Murder house
Moira O'Hara x reader
Violet Harmon x reader
Asylum
Kit Walker x reader
An important phone call pt 2 pt 3 pt 4
Sister Mary-Eunice x reader
Hotel
James March x reader
Arcane
Vi x reader
Let me take care of you
Viktor x reader
Avatar the last airbender/ Legend of Korra
Sokka x reader
Zuko x reader
Azula x reader
Jealousy
Suki x reader
Sparring
Korra x reader
Asami x reader
Other:
Laurie laurence x reader
Snow storm
Also known as The "it goes about as well as you can imagine it" Series
A series of little fics in various interview settings following the life of one (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds, YouTuber, actress and singer extraordinaire.
Relationships: Tom Holland x Reader, Lively-Reynolds fam & Reader
Status: Finished
Started: November 9th 2021
Finished: May 16th 2022
Total Word Count: 26.4k (bonus chapters not included)
Total ERT: 2 hours
Requests for fics in this universe: open for bonus chapters, but you may have to wait a while so keep that in mind. It's not a "first come, first served" kind of thing, I go by which inspires me the most
Taglist: CLICK HERE TO ADD YOURSELF TO THE TAGLIST
[Part 1] Tom Holland & (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds Answer the Webâs Most Searched Questions | WIRED â€ïž
[Part 2] Ryan Reynolds and (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds Answer The Internet â€ïž
[Part 3] Spill Your Guts w/ Tom Holland & (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds
[Part 4] The Boyfriend Tag ft. The (Second) Best Spider-Man
[Part 5] (Y/N) Lively-Reynolds Goes Undercover on the Internet
[Part 6] Which Parent Knows Me Better ft. Mom & Dad
[Part 7] Tom Holland and (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds Find Out Who Their "Heartbeat" Soulmate Is
[Part 8] Which Reynolds Is Most Likely To...? Ft. Mom, Dad & Tommy
[Part 9] (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds Breaks Down Her Tattoos | GQ
[Part 10] (Y/n) Lively-Reynolds Take A Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair
[Pre-Epilogue Bonus] The Grammys 2023
[Epilogue] And They Lived Happily Ever After
[Bonus 1] (Y/n)'s Reaction To Ryan And Andrew's Golden Globes Kiss
[Bonus 2] The Lively-Reynolds Fam's New Year's Eve 24 hour contest
[Bonus 3] TYLRS timeline and bonus scenes (will be updated as the series goes on)
[Bonus 4] The No Way Home Premiere
[Bonus 5] Tom and (Y/n) with the paps
[Bonus 6] Things Tom Does For (Y/n), Always
[Bonus 7] The Met Gala 2022 Debacle
[Bonus 8] Stepping Stones and Serendipity Track Lists
[Bonus 9] (Y/n) Meets Walker Scobell
[Bonus 10] How Taylor Fits Into the Lively-Reynolds Fam
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/679671126318858240/crash-and-burn
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/679769266708430848/crash-and-burn-2
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/679855219552731136/crash-and-burn-3
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/679945377504428032/crash-and-burn-4
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680035619484942336/crash-and-burn-5
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680124676790534144/crash-and-burn-6
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680216447684952064/crash-and-burn-7
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680308009902211072/crash-and-burn-8
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680396799259885568/crash-and-burn-9
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680486852327849984/crash-and-burn-10
- https://kaunis-sielu.tumblr.com/post/680579175690715136/crash-and-burn-end
donât mind me being horny over Jim Halpert and how he would stuff you with a vibrator before work and has the remote in his pocket and adjusts the settings just when you think youâre safe. how he watches you squirm in your seat but try and pass it off so no one knows whatâs really going on.
how he looks like a predator about to pounce on his prey with the triumphant smirk on his face as he watches you try and contain your moans. he plays with the controls while heâs getting coffee, enjoying the bitter drink while he watches you try to focus on the words in front of you and shakily apologize to Dwight when he scolds you on not getting work done.
how, at the end of the day, he pulls you aside to a private office where you wonât be bothered and teases you more with the toy that was buzzing away in your tight little cunt the whole day before he fucks you relentlessly on the table and kisses you breathless so that the others donât hear your begging moans.
La Alberca Muerta. AKA, Deadpool
Based on the movies and canon really, doesnât follow the exact order of the movie tho. FINALLY made a sad fic.
Decided to make the reader Wadeâs sibling, like 3 years younger than him. Reader is still gender neutral. No powers. To make it simpler:
Wade is 28-30, (Y/N) is 25-27
Summary: Your brother Wade always told you not to worry about him.
pairing(s): Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Sibling!Reader
warning(s): Angst, cursing, mentions of abuse/physical & mental illness/ and attempted suicide in detail/and overall death, spoilers I guess??? READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
word count: 2.0k
It hurt to see him struggle.
He was never someone who had it easy and was given a lot of struggles. Your childhood never had any proper parental figures to guide you through stuff like this, and having an abusive father didnât help either. Back then, Wade had to be the protector, to ensure your safety as much as possible. There was always one thing he would tell you: âDonât worry about me, (Y/N).â
Easier said than done.
You felt so happy when you met Vanessa. Knowing that there was someone elseâbesides youâwho realized what an amazing person he is, and how much of a fighter and go-getter he is. It made you happy to know that Wade was able to find someone who he could give his heart to and settle down with.
âAlright, soâŠ(Y/N), this is Vanessa.â You smiled at her before reaching out to shake her hand. She smiled back at you, âI take it you're the amazing sibling Wadeâs talked about?â You gave an âawâ and looked over at your brother, âYou talk about me? Thatâs so adorable yet awkward at the same time!â Wade rolled his eyes.
âWell I usually talk about you when I run out of monologue to say. And thereâs no way in hell Iâm making weather talk.â
âSo Iâm just your plan b?â you retorted back at him.
âPretty much! Except I donât need to pay 13 dollars for a pill.â
âGross!â you laughed out while slapping his arms. Vanessa looked at the scene. It was adorable. Having watched Wade interact with you made her think heâd be a great father.
Before you and Wade began a slapping war, there was a knock at the front door. You all turned to look at it.
âWho could that be?â
âLooks like dinnerâs ready.â Vanessa said, walking away from the âliving roomâ. You looked over at Wade, âThat my cue to leave? Cause I donât wanna be a botherâŠâ Your brother wrapped an arm over your shoulder. âNope, this is your cue to stay and enjoy the Chinese takeout.â
Seemed like things were going great for your brother.
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Unfortunately, cancerâs a bitch. Fuck cancer.
When Wade called you over the phone, you knew it had to be something serious. He was a texter, not a caller.
When he called you and told you he had cancer, you headed over to his and Vanessaâs place ASAP. Vanessa explained to you what the doctors had told them, and what the treatment options were. You looked over at your brother. He was in a daze, sitting on the couch. Youâve never seen him like that before. You were hesitant when you got up from the chair Vanessa offered you and sat down next to Wade.
You slowly grabbed his hand and squeezed. He finally broke from his shock and looked over at you. Your eyes began to tear up when you began, âWadeâŠI canât even imagine how you feel right now. But, please understand that I wanna help you get through this as much as I possibly canâŠâ
Wade smiled at you, âThanks.â
âIf there is in anyway I can try to help either of you guys right nowââ
âDonât worry about me, (Y/N). Iâm ok for now.â You knew that meant that he was kindly telling you that he didnât want to talk about it right now. To drop it, at least for now.
He told you the same thing when he found out about some guy who offered to cure Wade. You didnât see or hear from him within a year, only the doctors who claimed he had died, then were left to grieve over his supposed, deceased absence with Vanessa.
It was then a certain day where he decided to make his appearance known. You had gotten close with your brotherâs widowed girlfriend as time passed by. You had eventually both had a weekly hang out routine with one another as you both began to see each other as the only family left. One day, she hadnât answered your texts nor calls in over 3 days, which led to you searching for her at her job.
You freaked out even more when you couldnât find her there either. Heading towards the apartment her and Wade used to share together, you worried over what could've happened to her.
Heading towards the complex, you felt uncomfortable when you noticed someone was following you. After a couple more blocks, you realized this person was most likely after something of you, or after you in general, shifting towards an alleyway, you stopped to see if the person would walk by.
When they entered the same alleyway you had prepared your fist and threw a sharp jab at the perpetrator's face. They shouted, clutching at their now dislocated jaw.
âFucking shit balls!â The hooded figure yelled. You recognized that voice. Without hesitation you yanked the hood off. The person looked at you whilst you looked back in shock and despair.
â...Wade?â It felt like seeing some kind of ghost almost.
Your older brother sighed in defeat as he sheepishly shrugged. âHiâŠâ
Angrily, you began slapping and pushing at his chest as tears fell from your cheeks. âWhat. The. Fuck! Where have you been?! I fucking thought you were dead! You just decided to go motherfucking AWOL!â Wade stayed and took your beatings, âWhy the fuck didnât you call me or Vanessa?! Do you not care anymore?! Do you not understand how worried and howââ
You let out a loud sob, hits slowing down and going weak against his chest, ââfucking miserable we have fucking been? Do you not understand how scared I was when you left for treatment without even telling me? What even fucking happened to you?! What kind of treatment leaves you looking like that?! Wade what did youââ
Your brother grabbed both your hands, hugging you close to his chest. âI promise you I will literally explain everything. Donât worry about me, (Y/N). But right now, I need you to help me find Vanessa.â
âFind Vanessa?â You looked up at him, snot beginning to drip from your nose. He nodded as he wiped it away with his sleeve. âIâve been trying to get a hold of her for a couple of days.â you hiccupped.
Thus began the search for Vanessa and Ajax, leading you to meet the X-Men. Or at least a couple of them. NegaSonic Teenage Warhead seemed cool and a bit scary. Overall she was a teenager, nothing scarier than that. Colossus reminded you of a dilf, in a non-weird-sort-of-way. Overall, they seemed pretty niceâColossus was more than friendly when you two met. You promised him a date later on.
When all the chaos was over, you ran ahead to check on your brother, despite the two X-Menâs protest. âWaâD-Deadpool!â you didnât know if he really cared about his secret identity or not. Regardless, you were able to make out him and, thankfully, Vanessa alive and standing. They wereâŠmaking out.
You shook away your look of disgust and sprinted towards them, âWade!â
Your brother looked away from his girlfriend, â(Y/N)!â He ran and engulfed you in a hug, spinning you around for extra measure. âYou ok?â he looked you over, relieved to find no actual injury. You nodded and gestured to him, âI should be asking you that! I mean, I saw you get shot! Hell, even thrown around! It looks like you got a nasty cut o your side! You sureââ
âWoah woah woah, calm down Iâm fine!â your brother said, cupping the sides of your head, âDon't worry about me, (Y/N).â
Things settled down for a bit afterwards.
Perfectly fine by you, Wade deserved it anyways.
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He didn't deserve this. Neither did Vanessa.
You were shocked when you got a call one night and saw it was from Wade. Shakily, you got up from your bed, still in pajamas and putting on your sneakers. Bringing the phone towards your ear, you called him back, âYes? Hello? Wade?â
It was quiet for a few seconds before he answered, âVanessaâs dead.â he whimpered out over the line.
Oh my god.
âO-oh WadeâŠI-Iâll be there in a secâŠc-call the police.â What the fuck were you gonna do exactly? You didnât really know. Arriving at your car, you gripped at the steering wheel, tears falling from your cheeks. Silently sobbing, you leaned against the window, rubbing your forehead. Why? you asked yourself. Why her?
By the time you arrived, Wade was no longer there, all that was left was the police and ambulance.
-
Piotr was the one who called you and explained everything.
He told you about how your brother had disappeared a few weeks after Vanessaâs passing, he ended up in jail, and ended up saving a child somehowâsomething super powers related so you weren't gonna go too into detailâand he had refused to join the X-Men once again after he offered your brother again.
Apparently now he was living in some new apartment.
After thanking Colossus for the directionsâand promising him another dateâyou headed towardsâŠWadeâs new place?
Reaching the new complex, it looked worse than what you had. Prices in New York were already outrageous; you could only imagine how much he was paying for the pile of shit. You headed upstairs and followed the numbers on the walls.
âLetâs seeâŠPiotr said 14DâŠâ you mumbled while eyeing the rooms. There was a mix between loud orgy noises and yelling in general. You didnât even begin to wonder what the stains on the walls or ceilings could be. It was bad. Very bad.
Reaching a door with a â14Dâ taped to it, you gave a hesitant knock.
After three more tries, someone answered. âWho the fuckââ Your brother eyeâs widened through the mask as he recognized it was you. â(Y/N)...â
You pushed passed him and made your way inside. âWhat are you doing here?â Wade asked, lazily closing the door behind him. Turning to face your brother, your eyes narrowed, âWhy didnât you bother to tell me everything that happened afterâŠâ
âAfter I killed Vanessa?â
You gasped and shook your head, âWhat do you meanââ
âIâm the one who killed herâŠfucking someone found out she was my girlfriendâŠcrossed the wrong guy âpparentlyâŠnext thing I knowâŠsomeone fucking kill herâŠâ he spoke with a slur. He sounded tired, drunk even, if that was still possible after he got his powers. â...she diedâŠbecause of meâŠnow I've just been hereâŠtryinâ to kill myselfâŠâ
âWadeâŠn-no! You know damn well she wouldnât want this! Why are you trying to end yourself?â you asked, slowly walking up to him. You reached out for a hug. He angrily pushed you away.
âSO I CAN FUCKING BE WITH HER!! DONâT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT ITâS ALL MY FUCKING FAULT?!â
You didnât speak up, allowing him to continue. He huffed even harder when you didnât say anything back.
âDonât you fucking get it?! Youâre so fucking stupid! I left without leaving because look at what happened to the one girl I fucking loved?! She got killed! All because she knew me!! And yâknow what's even more fuckinâ entertaining?â He grabbed a gun from the counter. You gasped, âWade donâtââ
A shot rang through the room.
You looked horrified when he pulled the aimed gun away from his head. Blood and pieces of chunky flesh now on the side of his face, hanging on by some pieces that were still attached to his head and skull overall.
Wade sighed and let out small sobs as he put the gun back, looking at you.
âNo matter how many fucking times I tryâŠI canât die. I canât be with her. Even through deathâŠâ
Your brother walked past the counter and over to the kitchen, where he had towels and a medical kit. Regaining your shock back, and ignoring the fact that you're probably traumatized now, you slowly walked towards him.
â...WadeâŠplease, you canât do thisâŠyâknow Vanessa wouldnât like this. How would she feel. H-How do you think I feel?â you asked shakily.
Finishing bandaging the parts of his skull he just blasted off, he looked over at you in defeat. â...Donât worry about me, (Y/N).â
âBut Wadeââ
âPleaseâŠfuckinâ leave.â
âW-WadeâŠâ You almost fell when he pushed you out the door, slamming it shut.
Ughhh idk man its 2:00 AM I'm sorry if its shitty. Happy New Year tho! Still sick sadly.
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So we can all agree that Bruce Wayne/Batman is like the DC version of Tony Stark yea? (and vice versa)
this is my no sleep comparison
Both have/are:
Orphan
Filthy rich
A superhero without powers of their own
A sidekick turned son (in Bruceâs case several+a son turned sidekick)
At least 1 staff member that is both their best friend as well as the sole reason they are not dead from their own stupidity yet(shut up, end game didnât happenđđ)
A multi-million(if not more) dollar company in their name
Differences:
Bruce Wayne is not a known hoe(heâs classyđ©đ© he keeps his affairs quiet[pun very much intended])
Batman literally chooses to wear spandex like a maniac
Bats have fur right???
Does that mean Bruce is a furry?
IDK but Iâm putting it
Bruce Wayne is a furry
He also wears his underwear outside his pants
Why is that so popular in DC?
Is that just like,,, a thing????
Literally cannot think of more differences atm
Feel free to add more to either list :)
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