bruce wayne is really into greek mythology and he'll infodump about it to anyone that'll listen
Ok so apparently we are getting a live action short series of Webtoon's Wayne Family Adventures
I DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE BUT IF IT IS IM EXCITED
I just wanted to do a quick doodle of Jason Todd with Baby Damian. What if he never left the League and Raised Damian?
Wind down #TheBatman doodles. Some Robert Pattinson studies and silly batcat shenanigans 🦇 🐈⬛ stylizing humans is hard 😭
listen listen listen i GET the humor and the delight of bruce being awkward mumble autism dad to baby Dick Grayson but also after that first week or so? the magic thing about having kids as an autistic parent is that sometimes they sort of just. rewire your boundaries and become exceptions. like sensory overload? still happens. but the kid can crawl all over me some days even if i don't want anyone else to touch me. my socially avoidant, quiet in public autistic husband? he is LOUD with our kids. they have their own entire culture of in-jokes and puns.
so what i'm saying is, i love mumblecore autism bruce. i do. but i also think the galaxy brain take is when Dick Grayson slips in as his exception. the person who doesn't exactly count as "socializing," that he has jokes with and talks to sometimes for hours (mixed with those long silences), and spends a lot of time carrying around on his back when Dick is clingy. it doesn't need to completely change him or how he acts in public, but he can also be comfortable enough to have fun with Dick Grayson, quiet or loud.
Police: Mr. Wayne sir, your child has been kidnapped.
Bruce: Which one?
Police: the kidnapper didn’t say. But witnesses claimed to see someone with black hair and lightish eyes. The kidnapper left a note threatening to orphan them for the second time.
Bruce:
When you're so bored of school you make this
Bat fam as cats, cause I like making cat designs
Soft Lead
Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.
Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.
https://gumroad.com/aluhnim
What could have been
Maybe I'm just aro, but I always saw the BatCat ship as almost platonic. (Maybe/kinda/sorta friends with benefits?) They mutually beard each other from creeps, golddiggers, and nosy friends/family.
Ex. 1
Bruce: *calls Selina* Gala on Saturday. I need a plus one. I'm sick of airheads.
Selina: Gimme the time and what color dress you think would work best. I'll meet you at your place.
Ex. 2
Selina: Hey, can I use your picture and claim you're my boyfriend to scare off assholes at the bar?
Bruce: Go for it. Call me and I'll tell at them, too.
Ex. 3
Bruce: *leaves meeting* I have a previous engagement.
Clark: Does it involve a certain Cat? ;)
Bruce: Quit prying, its private
Hal: Sure thing, Spooky. You gonna spend the whole time in bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bruce: *glares* I just might.
~Later, at Selina's apartment~
Bruce: *in Selina's bed, dead to the world, having the best nap he's had since becoming a dad*
Selina: *on the couch, with a book and a glass of wine*
Okay see THIS I do love one hundred percent
I like Selina and I like Bruce, and I love them having these sorts of interactions I just don’t like them as a romantic couple all that much
But this?
*Chef’s Kiss*