Jason: You're A Bad Dad Lmao

Oh my fucking God there's a batfsm comic on webtoon and I wanna cry 😭😫

ITS SO GOODD

greetings, crowbarman

11/10 movie will watch again

Police: Mr. Wayne sir, your child has been kidnapped.

Bruce: Which one?

Police: the kidnapper didn’t say. But witnesses claimed to see someone with black hair and lightish eyes. The kidnapper left a note threatening to orphan them for the second time.

Bruce:

talia in arab clothing 😈

I like to think that Peter Parker, Pepper Potts Bucky Barnes would have a club called the Alliteration Association. But hear me out

It's not an extravagant club or anything. They would probably just sit down and complain about people, work and just life in general.

It's just a place to chill and relax and do whatever you want.

Pepper would obviously be the head/leader or whatever you want to call it

Bucky would probably make the food

Peter would do what Peter does best and act cute

Wade would just drop in whenever and they'd always be happy to let him in.

They'd never have a place where they'd always be in

Once they were in the vents and Clint found out and wanted to join

He said that his name was Clint Barton and B and C are consecutive (?) to eachother in the alphabet

So they let him join.

Then Natasha obviously found out so when she asked they ket her in straight away.

Her exception was that she's badass and badass has 2 's' es

Then Steve probably found out and he could join cuz

America's Ass

And Tony would have been the last one to find out

After all the other avengers and people

And they'd let him in cuz, in Peter's words

"Tony and Stark both have a T in them"

And there would always be an exception

So they changed the name from "Alliteration Association" to "Non-alliteration Association"

Cuz nobody could think of something better

Khoa piercing Bruce’s ear By Akira | 1611

Bruce Wayne isn't Batman, he once tried to take a screenshot of a crack on his phone and you're trying to say he's the World's Greatest Detective?

Reasons why Bruce Wayne can’t be batman

Bruce Wayne can’t even control his children, you expect him to control Gotham’s criminals

is it just my " Bruce loves Alfred so much and just wants to be like him" brain playing tricks on my ears, or did Battinson have a slight british accent in the movie at times??

I like to believe he tried to imitate Alfred so much when he was little.

The dark hair and doe eyes, permanently sad but alluring and mysterious, he had from Martha. He has Thomas' roman mouth, elegant bow in the middle.

They both smile with their whole teeth first, moon glow bright, Thomas with a grin made for vintage magazines of American gentlemen with lips puckered around a cigar, and Bruce with Martha’s pointy canines.

He's their baby through and through.

But he wants to be Alfred's baby, too.

Alfred comes to pick Bruce up from kindergarten one day. He notices something unusual. His little sir socializing willingly.

Bruce approaching his newest friend, Oliver Queen, timidly, but eager, " I can talk funny like my papa. Listen,"

He does the worst British accent Alfred's ever heard, and he had to stand through Thomas' Queen Elizabeth impersonations. Bruce comes over to him and asks him why he's crying.