damian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
helana, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
jason: what the fuck are you guys doing?
baby bat helana: playing systemic oppression
MCU Therapy Squad
Damian Wayne 100% has pet chickens
Yall cannot convince me that Bruce active on batman conspiracy boards and general shitster Wayne and Bernard my boyfriend is part of the mafia and robin is actually a drone created by the government Dowd wouldnt become best friends the second they are introduced to each other
actually obsessed w the fact that bruce the hyena was an actual dog that was CGI’d to look more like a hyena instead of a green cgi man
Imagine the league in the early days, they think they have a mole. Because of how secretive he is, they think its Batman, they know nothing about him & he's new. So it makes sense he's the mole. So they bug him. Instead of finding out he's the bad guy, they find out he's 23 year old business owner who can barely function as a real human being that likes to bitch about his new night time coworkers to his 8 year old son 🤣
Bro 😭 early early days batman where he isn’t so quick to find out he’s bugged (but he learned after this) and they straight up hear this kid having a mental breakdown every 3 hours
i absolutely love fics where bruce and clark have no idea who their secret identities are and they fall in love. that’s my iv drip
Peak Dilf Bruce Wayne
When you're so bored of school you make this
i drew this and it looks adorable ngl